Penis Montgomery
@csl110.bsky.social
Elon Musk is Bob Page. Following all the smart people before this platform gets overrun.
I need more shitposts in my feed. It's currently 99% academics and writers. I need a shitposter sharter pack.
November 17, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I need more shitposts in my feed. It's currently 99% academics and writers. I need a shitposter sharter pack.
The price of eggs went up because the 5g towers made the chickens gay and bill gates is hoarding all the yolks for his climate change machine.
November 16, 2024 at 4:06 AM
The price of eggs went up because the 5g towers made the chickens gay and bill gates is hoarding all the yolks for his climate change machine.
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Caught me hiring my cabinet
(It wasn't me)
Saw me cozy up to Putin
(It wasn't me)
And when I tank the economy
(It wasn't me)
I'm incoherent on camera
(It wasn't me)
Caught me hiring my cabinet
(It wasn't me)
Saw me cozy up to Putin
(It wasn't me)
And when I tank the economy
(It wasn't me)
I'm incoherent on camera
(It wasn't me)
November 15, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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Caught me hiring my cabinet
(It wasn't me)
Saw me cozy up to Putin
(It wasn't me)
And when I tank the economy
(It wasn't me)
I'm incoherent on camera
(It wasn't me)
Caught me hiring my cabinet
(It wasn't me)
Saw me cozy up to Putin
(It wasn't me)
And when I tank the economy
(It wasn't me)
I'm incoherent on camera
(It wasn't me)
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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Before the elections it's mostly horse race speculation and prognostication.
Stakes-driven coverage is for when it's too late to do anything about it.
Stakes-driven coverage is for when it's too late to do anything about it.
November 10, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Before the elections it's mostly horse race speculation and prognostication.
Stakes-driven coverage is for when it's too late to do anything about it.
Stakes-driven coverage is for when it's too late to do anything about it.
If you cross your eyes a bit it looks like 2 Trumps staring at you.
November 14, 2024 at 5:38 AM
If you cross your eyes a bit it looks like 2 Trumps staring at you.