YES! I tried to get the blue Phillies hat (because obviously, red hats are never happening again) but then they finally came through with one in brown and gold for me!

I love taking the train - I try to take it 3-5 times a year, but it’s become wholly unreliable between SD and LA. Unstable cliff tracks, derailments… I’ve had about a 50% success rate over the past two years.

I had a SOL-MPK ticket for 4/30.They canceled the SOL-SJC leg, did not inform me & marked my reservation in app as “invalid” so couldn’t change/cancel it. I only looked bc I heard about the cliff again. Tried to call (lol) and finally got it canceled/refunded via text. It’s a mess. @pacificsurfliner

MAYBE IT'S TIME TO RETHINK DEPRIVING YOUR CUSTOMERS OF ANESTHESIA DURING SURGERY

The “The Onion buys Infowars” alert was pretty damn close, though!

Yes! I text-banked for him!