As an ‘excepted’ federal employee working through the shutdown, I’d just like to see a paycheck.

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

Coke: “What agreement?”

Same at Monte Cassino. We bombed the monastery, but the Germans moved in after. The rubble made it easier to defend. The Ho Chi Minh Trail took millions of tons and kept moving. At Khe Sanh, the siege held. At Tora Bora, Bin Laden escaped. Firepower alone does not guarantee success.

They aren’t pushing pronatal policies, they are pushing eugenic policies. They want more white babies to battle against the ‘great replacement’.

To be fair, he did say he was going to lower prices. Everyone thought he was referring to eggs, but he meant stocks.

@adamkinzinger.bsky.social it’s just like the sensational stories a few times a year about interactions between US and Russian military planes. It’s happened a couple times a month for the past 70 years, but the report it like it’s a huge event.

Well, at least he got a shot.

@adamkinzinger.bsky.social don’t take it personally. Today’s GOP would probably consider Reagan a RINO.

The eulogies from Ford and Mondale felt as an efficient roast of Trump. The best qualities of Carter are completely lacking in Trump.