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Yes. But does the dog yell at strangers?
December 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Because we totally assume they would shoot Santa down and claim he’s an illegal immigrant
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
WMD huh? Seems familiar somehow…
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I have a bottle of champagne I was meant to be drinking last November. It’ll keep.
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It’s a man thing. We wouldn’t understand.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I wonder if any of this stuff will ever get built. The next admin likely will need to decide what to do with the gaping hole/half built monstrosity on the east side of the WH
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Woke liberati… I feel like I’ve gotten a promotion
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A good time to remind folks that the Puritans came here not to escape religious persecution but to be able to freely practice religious persecution.
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Tracks
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Really doubt he understood the question
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Stepped out at 1am, everything was bright silver blue
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Especially young men.. because women have historically had premium picks on jobs and housing. When you say things like that you need to explain why. Or just be another one of the politicians that allowed us to get here in the first damn place.
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Whoa… I like this
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yeah the migrant workers who pick your lettuce are buying up all the houses.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Seriously?! You’re just going with what Hegseth said in a tweet for your headline here? Jfc…
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM