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Sadly, I don’t have that patience.
January 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Sadly, I don’t have that patience.
How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
I bet Ken’s kid is a fart smeller. Oops! Er, I mean smart fella.
January 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I bet Ken’s kid is a fart smeller. Oops! Er, I mean smart fella.
When the second was born, they named her Madison. Wow, I thought. Studied for citizenship test and inspired by one of our history’s best. How cool. Nope. Madison Square Garden.
January 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
When the second was born, they named her Madison. Wow, I thought. Studied for citizenship test and inspired by one of our history’s best. How cool. Nope. Madison Square Garden.
Apropos of almost nothing, a recent immigrant from China (but US university educated) told me his first child was named Corona, inspired by a particularly beautiful sun/sky experience. When the second was born, they named her Madison.
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Apropos of almost nothing, a recent immigrant from China (but US university educated) told me his first child was named Corona, inspired by a particularly beautiful sun/sky experience. When the second was born, they named her Madison.
I’m proposing the first executive order to issue from the next Dem pres: “From this moment, all references to excretion, whether casual, academic, medical, or in anger, shall be expressed as “taking a Trump.”
December 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m proposing the first executive order to issue from the next Dem pres: “From this moment, all references to excretion, whether casual, academic, medical, or in anger, shall be expressed as “taking a Trump.”
These clowns should be praying for a Truth and Reconciliation process as an alternative to the firing squad.
December 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
These clowns should be praying for a Truth and Reconciliation process as an alternative to the firing squad.
Looks delish. Sorry for being a troglodyte, but what’s the beverage (?)?
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Looks delish. Sorry for being a troglodyte, but what’s the beverage (?)?
The opportunities for memorializing his name are boundless.
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The opportunities for memorializing his name are boundless.
I like where you went with this so much more than my own path. I went right to “Where non-zero probability meets Murphy’s Law” and immediately conjured up broken bones. Sad.
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I like where you went with this so much more than my own path. I went right to “Where non-zero probability meets Murphy’s Law” and immediately conjured up broken bones. Sad.
Your dialectical materialism is showing.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Your dialectical materialism is showing.
Years ago I had a boss named Vozzo. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Years ago I had a boss named Vozzo. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.
aka the EF T Act.
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
aka the EF T Act.
Does Microsoft have a patent on its “We know better than you what you *really* wanted to do” algo? Would take you to another level, just sayin’.
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Does Microsoft have a patent on its “We know better than you what you *really* wanted to do” algo? Would take you to another level, just sayin’.
I’m all for mask and vax, but jumping into wastewater is a bridge too far.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m all for mask and vax, but jumping into wastewater is a bridge too far.
Updating resume now: survivalist.
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Updating resume now: survivalist.
I am that I am. Exodus 3:14.
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am that I am. Exodus 3:14.
But like any good politician caught in a lie, he later explained, holding back tears and citing Heraclitus, “That’s not the man I am today.” He also announced that, if elected, ferry service between Hoboken and Battery Park, on a vessel provided by Heraclitus, would be free.
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
But like any good politician caught in a lie, he later explained, holding back tears and citing Heraclitus, “That’s not the man I am today.” He also announced that, if elected, ferry service between Hoboken and Battery Park, on a vessel provided by Heraclitus, would be free.
“To serve you better.” (Also the prefab answer to every objection.)
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“To serve you better.” (Also the prefab answer to every objection.)
Wouldn’t wish that on anyone (fingernail guy, I mean).
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Wouldn’t wish that on anyone (fingernail guy, I mean).
Could hold a plank ‘til the battery in the stopwatch dies, tho.
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Could hold a plank ‘til the battery in the stopwatch dies, tho.
Irregardless, …
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Irregardless, …
Demonstrating again that the penis … mightier than the sword.
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Demonstrating again that the penis … mightier than the sword.
Polite way to call Patel a cretin. Oops, sorry. Cretan.
September 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Polite way to call Patel a cretin. Oops, sorry. Cretan.
That or concerned about his portfolio’s exposure after taking maybe a bit too aggressive long position in Disney.
September 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
That or concerned about his portfolio’s exposure after taking maybe a bit too aggressive long position in Disney.