But silksong comes out today so life is still good

Many fossil fuel companies have already commented complaining about current regulations and wanting more land to go up for sale without compliance review or oversight. It’s frankly sickening

The eternal salvation symbolizes the devout being back on track with the faith. But what do I know, I’m an atheistic socialist who is incredibly pissed off

I don’t see how Christianity can survive these pundits acting thus cruelly in the name of god and whatnot. The second coming may just represent a subset of the Christian population breaking off and returning to the socialist values Jesus preached as maga schisms off into this hellscape they made

There’s a lot in what’s currently happening that have parallels to the prophecies in Revelation. Trump as the antichrist, Musk the false prophet, world ending in fire and climate change, the list goes on.

Puns and good merch? I guess you could say I dig-it-al

In that case I’d recommend using instruments designed for social distancing! A bat or a gun that shoots out a gloved hand come to mind. The more forceful the better, to account for the greater distance of course