Crystal P
@crystalp.bsky.social
It's probably going to be all stoned ramblings and pictures of crafts. Maybe a dog or a couple cat pictures too.
As introverted as I am, I really shouldn't be left alone.
September 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
As introverted as I am, I really shouldn't be left alone.
Is your dog going crazy this holiday weekend? Try listening to Motorhead. We have had a 100% success rate.
July 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Is your dog going crazy this holiday weekend? Try listening to Motorhead. We have had a 100% success rate.
I wonder if Forrest Gump would have been good at pickleball? He was a ping pong champion and liked to run. On the other hand, it's not an accomplishment of a POC that he could take credit for.
March 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I wonder if Forrest Gump would have been good at pickleball? He was a ping pong champion and liked to run. On the other hand, it's not an accomplishment of a POC that he could take credit for.
Is an axolotl supposed to be there?!
February 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Is an axolotl supposed to be there?!
Watson is just House with a more diverse and attractive cast and House is just Sherlock Holmes with medicine. Enjoy.
February 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Watson is just House with a more diverse and attractive cast and House is just Sherlock Holmes with medicine. Enjoy.
I'm just a girl looking for a plate that looks more like a flat bowl than a plate.
February 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm just a girl looking for a plate that looks more like a flat bowl than a plate.
Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster Series 19 is giving me something to look forward to in 2025.
January 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster Series 19 is giving me something to look forward to in 2025.
We all need to see Dozer napping in a sunbeam.
January 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We all need to see Dozer napping in a sunbeam.
Y'all think if I go to downtown Detroit I can get Tiktok again?
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Y'all think if I go to downtown Detroit I can get Tiktok again?
Icelandic horses do not look like majestic unicorns. They look like my dog, Dozer, in horse form.
January 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Icelandic horses do not look like majestic unicorns. They look like my dog, Dozer, in horse form.
If I stop reading it every time I get upset, it's going to take me a month to read the Vulture Neil Gaiman article.
January 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If I stop reading it every time I get upset, it's going to take me a month to read the Vulture Neil Gaiman article.
Do we still say rewind?
December 24, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Do we still say rewind?
I am not 100% certain that I can pronounce "irrational" correctly.
December 6, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I am not 100% certain that I can pronounce "irrational" correctly.
Madonna's new face/look reminds me of the guys in high school that were really into Marilyn Manson.
November 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Madonna's new face/look reminds me of the guys in high school that were really into Marilyn Manson.
Bowie is just wishing for toys this Christmas. We are cruel and never give him any. He also said this image is best viewed listening to Sarah McLachlan.
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Bowie is just wishing for toys this Christmas. We are cruel and never give him any. He also said this image is best viewed listening to Sarah McLachlan.
krist novoselic looks like that guy from the insurance people who is trying to help people not turn into their parents.
February 19, 2024 at 3:41 AM
krist novoselic looks like that guy from the insurance people who is trying to help people not turn into their parents.
Somehow I started a conversation at work with a picture of my dog with some Arby's and ended it with me "and Lois Lane drowned in the train station bathroom".
January 11, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Somehow I started a conversation at work with a picture of my dog with some Arby's and ended it with me "and Lois Lane drowned in the train station bathroom".
How do I become best friends with the crows living in my neighbor's tree?
December 31, 2023 at 1:57 AM
How do I become best friends with the crows living in my neighbor's tree?
Confession: Elastica's self-titled album might be one of my all-time favorites and I barely care that they stole from Wire's Three Girl Rhumba.
December 16, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Confession: Elastica's self-titled album might be one of my all-time favorites and I barely care that they stole from Wire's Three Girl Rhumba.
This top 10 show just placed ABBA in no 1 over Queen. This is the darkest timeline.
November 10, 2023 at 1:41 AM
This top 10 show just placed ABBA in no 1 over Queen. This is the darkest timeline.
I am still disappointed that basketball doesn't resemble the Harlem Globetrotters more. They are so much more entertaining.
November 10, 2023 at 12:44 AM
I am still disappointed that basketball doesn't resemble the Harlem Globetrotters more. They are so much more entertaining.
H..hi... I like to cross stitch.
October 12, 2023 at 11:42 PM
H..hi... I like to cross stitch.