Crystalorbie
crystalorbie.bsky.social
Crystalorbie
@crystalorbie.bsky.social
Just an Orb.
(Did I mangle the references enough or is that still legible?)
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Gods that author is insufferable.

12 books, but you'd be forgiven for thinking it was 1300.

Can't sell each book in one go, gotta split the story into several hundred pieces per book.

And of course the climax parts cost as much as the rest combined...

Still better than Beth "Book Armor" Esda.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
That and the lessons.

Every streamer I've seen not clicking with the game deliberately avoided the lessons like a plague, jumped directly online, then was shocked, shocked I tells ya, that they weren't god tier right off rip.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Its based on some meme from Japan too. Weirdly, theres slightly less... Revealing? Versions that, so far as I know, are still up.
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-...

For what its worth, they apparently did post the source code for the last outage earlier this month.

Its actually a fair ways down this blog post though.

But yes, we do need something so we don't lose most of the internet every time they have a hiccup.
Cloudflare outage on November 18, 2025
Cloudflare suffered a service outage on November 18, 2025. The outage was triggered by a bug in generation logic for a Bot Management feature file causing many Cloudflare services to be affected.
blog.cloudflare.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Please do not ask about my legs.

I have long since forgotten what they feel like. The objects I stand upon are merely leg shaped masses of cloth, wood, and duct tape.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
As a solo player, the only thing I found particularly bad was leveling First Aid.

If you plan on doing that (do not plan on doing that, please) craft splints.

Like 800 of them. And triple the exp gains in world settings.

Then figure out the most efficient way to break your legs again and again.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM