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Crystal Lewis
@crystallewis.bsky.social
Grateful every day for the gifts of this ordinary, unpredictable life. DC dweller and devoted dog mom. God is love.
June 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
June 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Had some extra time in my schedule during errands so I decided to stop for brunch. Shrimp & Grits with margaritas did not disappoint. #yayweekend
May 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Y'all, I did so many of The Things today, including attending a fancy schmancy shindig. Yes, in addition to running a thousand errands, I found time to custom decorate a hat to match my outfit, get gussied up AND line dance.

I just may, in fact, be Superwoman.

Hat shown below.
May 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Another funny find from a few months ago.

Yes, this is what passes for entertainment in my limited little world.

I need to get out more.
April 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I occasionally find funny things on Instacart. Today's chuckle occurred when I saw this "corn corn," which I imagine is different from non-corn. This product apparently out-corns its competitors.

Looking forward to having my "corn corn" for dinner sometime this week.

Please excuse my corny jokes.
April 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
March 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
March 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My favorite road trip partner.
January 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I think I've seen that at the grocery store! I'll keep it in mind. Funny-- I could've used it when I recently made the attached nearly sugar free cinnamon rolls, which are fantastic. I use monk fruit/allulose which subs perfectly. Have you tried country crock's non-dairy heavy cream? It's delicious.
January 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Additional photos of his muddy paws. In the second photo, he's looking back at the door of our apartment lobby as if to say, "Why are we going home? Im not done yet!" 🐾❤️🐾
January 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Took my dog to the park on my lunch break today. There, he found three very important things:

1. Snow
2. Mud
3. Lots of other dogs

A good time was had by all.
January 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.
January 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
And it's done. Tastes fantastic. Here's to plenty more good home cooking in 2025. 🥂
January 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
December 6, 2024 at 1:32 PM
November 28, 2024 at 12:46 AM
November 27, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Thanks be to God. ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 2:46 PM
My dog's level of exhaustion CLEARLY tells me that I must stop forcing him to perform hard labor (chewing stuffed animals, snuggling and eating treats) all day long. Shame on me.
November 15, 2024 at 7:28 PM