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Brisket Fan 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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crystalizedass.bsky.social
Oh this shit stinks good lord
Two comic panels. The first panel depicts Afolf Hitler surrendering. The text reads: Wonder Woman: "...For justice." Hitler: "Ich gebe auf..." Wonder Woman: "My German isn't very strong..." The second panel depicts Wonder Woman looking disapprovingly at Captain America as he points a gun at Hitler. The text reads: Wonder Woman: "...but it sounds like he's surrendering." Captain America: "Millions dead. Friends, people I love." Captain America (via text box): "It still hurts my heart that was our first time meeting, you seeing me at my lowest." Three comic panels. The first panel depicts Wonder Woman holding the lasso of truth. The text reads Wonder Woman: "I saw those stories flicker across a screen in man's world, and I was moved to stay, to join this fight. The stories-- those newsreels-- showed a man of honor in a world bereft of it. Who stands for justice. Do you truly wish to kill this man?" The second panel depicts Captain America staring back at Wonder Woman. The text reads: Captain America: "I do." Wonder Woman: "Then final question: Is this right?" The third depicts a close up of Captain America's mouth in a grimace. The text reads: Wonder Woman: "Is this justice?"
September 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Image of Charlie Kirk with "CLAIMS TO BE PRO-LIFE" written at the top
September 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
Can't believe Pharloom has anti-homeless benches
Screenshot from Hollow Knight: Silksong depicting Hornet being asked to pay thirty rosaries to unlock a bench
September 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
I know this fan cast has probably been done a hundred times but Alan Ritchson is basically just a real life BJ Blazkowicz
Picture of Alan Ritchson's face Image of BJ Blazkowicz from the Wolfenstein reboot games
July 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
Cyan nightmare course teaser....
#horseracetests
The race track from the nightmare cyan race in horse race tests
May 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
Jovial did it! She redeemed herself!
#horseracetests
A messed up looking orange horse covered in flowers rearing up next to a trophy labeled "HRT"
May 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
It's the first map!
A racetrack for horse race tests overplayed with text reading "GRAND FINALS"
May 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
Look what they did to my girl...
#horseracetests
An image of a glitchy-looking white unicorn named Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy
May 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
WTF HAPPENED TO JOVIAL?!
#horseracetests
A glitchy-looking image of an orange horse named Fearsome Fate
May 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
She did it! She finally got a name!
#horseracetests
Image of a yellow horse named Lightning Strikes Thrice and a white walrus-like creature with orange tusks
May 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
Ooh Samus' new suit look nice
Image of Samus from Metroid Prime 4: Beyond in her newly-unveiled red and black suit
March 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
Looking back it's still wild that a transformers comic had a canon t4t lesbian couple
Two comic panels The first has brown and green robot (Anode) kissing a red robot (Lug) The second has them both saying "I love you so much it's not even funny." A comic panel of Anode speaking with Wipe-Out, another transformer. Anode: "Lug's a she, now. Me too." Wipe-Out: "Why?" Anode: "It's just a better fit. The further you get from Cybertron—the more people you meet—the more you realize that as a race we've been limiting ourselves unnecessarily."
March 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!
Miwa is resting on Saeko's shoulder. Someone off panel asks, "So, are you dating?" Saeko replies "Uh... Yeah, we're dating. Sure."
February 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Top image depicts Castiel from Supernatural saying "I love you" Bottom image depicts Dean Winchester from Supernatural edited to say "TEAM FORTRESS 2 COMIC #7 THIS IS NOT A DRILL"
December 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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This is such a cool diorama why's it gotta be stuck in a creationist museum
A diorama depicting several people engaged in gladiatorial combat against a carnotaurus before a large crowd
November 14, 2024 at 11:57 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
Knightverse Bumblebee is honestly one of his best looks he's so cute
A large yellow robot attempting to sit on a normal-sized couch A large yellow robot with bright blue eyes and pieces of a 1977 Camaro
November 2, 2024 at 3:42 AM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
I've finally gotten around to reading How Do We Relationship and it's so peak it's such an emotional rollercoaster I genuinely love this manga
HDWR Volume 1 cover art depicting Miwa (a woman with short black hair) being held and kissed by Saeko (a woman with long blonde hair)
October 26, 2024 at 9:05 PM
crystalizedass.bsky.social
Oh sweet jesus
Three panels of Wonder Woman asking a much smaller soldier for his superior from Absolute Wonder Woman #1
October 25, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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An image of a saddened Optimus Prime from Skybound's Transformers comic
October 23, 2024 at 4:54 AM