Crystal Broch Colombini
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Crystal Broch Colombini
@crystalbc.bsky.social
Rhetoric & writing scholar, WPA in NYC, here for all things #teamrhetoric
Anechdoche Addition, Sonder Subtraction, and Exulansis Exponentialization too, probably.
January 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
🤣🤣🤣
January 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Definitely French fries and grilled cheese are needed to celebrate!
December 15, 2023 at 4:11 PM
I poached too! 😇
October 20, 2023 at 6:54 PM
The REAL “Dark Academic” Influencer! Target should prob pay you to consult. 🤔
October 19, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Agreed some of this is a strettttttch. Also really a “dark academia” line could probably better reflect our real nihilism and malaise. Flasks designed to look like computer cables. Jewelry with hidden pill compartments for Prozac and Xanax. Etc.
October 19, 2023 at 1:26 PM
If I hadn’t just accidentally ordered mmm… let’s say *several* leather skirts from elsewhere, before I realize how well Target was intuiting my dark, dark academic heart, I would be too!
October 19, 2023 at 1:17 PM
Not going to lie, I am legit fixing to acquire that little electric kettle.
October 19, 2023 at 12:28 PM
☠️☠️☠️
October 15, 2023 at 2:35 PM
I loved it
October 14, 2023 at 11:52 PM
I mean, more wing is in no way superior to less wing. Just ask chicken wing connoisseurs. Or body builders. Or long sleeves.
October 14, 2023 at 4:54 PM
In which my 6ft+ wingspan is once again inexplicable. 🤣
October 14, 2023 at 4:07 PM
You take those lights *out*, DL.
October 14, 2023 at 2:40 PM