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26✨queer✨aspiring historian of antiquity✨writer✨i’m the daddy here✨ When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich✨
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I decided to jump ship from X so I think that I should introduce myself! I'm currently an undergrad history student at SNHU and I am mostly interested in ancient and medieval history. I am also a reader and writer of horror and sci-fi/fantasy! Ask away if there is anything else you want to know!
genuinely, and i say this from the bottom of my heart, fuck anyone who voted for donald trump
January 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
genuinely, and i say this from the bottom of my heart, fuck anyone who voted for donald trump
what do you mean it’s supposed to be 49 degrees on the 25th, global warming is ruining christmas!
December 16, 2024 at 7:01 PM
what do you mean it’s supposed to be 49 degrees on the 25th, global warming is ruining christmas!
i am officially 26 years old today!!
December 15, 2024 at 8:21 PM
i am officially 26 years old today!!
Not Polyphemus again!
December 14, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Not Polyphemus again!
I wish spotify wrapped did a top five albums of the year. I think that would be an interesting statistic and I’m curious what mine would be. I feel like Sleep Token’s Take Me Back To Eden would be number one, though.
December 8, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I wish spotify wrapped did a top five albums of the year. I think that would be an interesting statistic and I’m curious what mine would be. I feel like Sleep Token’s Take Me Back To Eden would be number one, though.
What are your top songs from the last five years?
2024 - Nobody (Hozier)
2023 - Dial Drunk (Noah Kahan)
2022 - Power Over Me (Dermot Kennedy)
2021 - Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) (Taylor Swift)
2020 - did not have spotify lol
2024 - Nobody (Hozier)
2023 - Dial Drunk (Noah Kahan)
2022 - Power Over Me (Dermot Kennedy)
2021 - Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) (Taylor Swift)
2020 - did not have spotify lol
2024 - Bye Bye Bye (*Nsync)
2023 - Anti-Hero (Taylor swift)
2022 - Strawberry wine (Deana Carter)
2021 - Strawberry wine (Deana Carter)
2020 - Here comes the sun (Beatles)
Strawberry wine was Amazon’s autoplay every time I asked for 90s country which was my wife’s (then girlfriend’s) favorite genre
2023 - Anti-Hero (Taylor swift)
2022 - Strawberry wine (Deana Carter)
2021 - Strawberry wine (Deana Carter)
2020 - Here comes the sun (Beatles)
Strawberry wine was Amazon’s autoplay every time I asked for 90s country which was my wife’s (then girlfriend’s) favorite genre
December 7, 2024 at 4:12 AM
What are your top songs from the last five years?
2024 - Nobody (Hozier)
2023 - Dial Drunk (Noah Kahan)
2022 - Power Over Me (Dermot Kennedy)
2021 - Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) (Taylor Swift)
2020 - did not have spotify lol
2024 - Nobody (Hozier)
2023 - Dial Drunk (Noah Kahan)
2022 - Power Over Me (Dermot Kennedy)
2021 - Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) (Taylor Swift)
2020 - did not have spotify lol
Over in X-land, there is an ongoing argument over whether the humanities are useful (total shocker that certain individuals believe it not to be, I know) and I would find it more funny if this argument wasn’t such a sad indictment of the state of this country and the education system.
December 2, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Over in X-land, there is an ongoing argument over whether the humanities are useful (total shocker that certain individuals believe it not to be, I know) and I would find it more funny if this argument wasn’t such a sad indictment of the state of this country and the education system.
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Did…did a minotaur write this
November 25, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Did…did a minotaur write this
The derealization is hitting particularly hard today.
November 17, 2024 at 10:37 PM
The derealization is hitting particularly hard today.
Watching the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight was a waste of my time. Should’ve just gone to bed.
November 16, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Watching the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight was a waste of my time. Should’ve just gone to bed.
A little known secret of the x-men is that magneto stole all of xavier’s hair. That’s why he is bald
November 13, 2024 at 4:13 PM
A little known secret of the x-men is that magneto stole all of xavier’s hair. That’s why he is bald
Just a girl thinking about how much she hates Theseus and Jason
November 13, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Just a girl thinking about how much she hates Theseus and Jason
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Hello, new followers! Reposting this recent announcement for those who missed it: New era for the HLQ. Please share widely! If you study the #earlymodern period (c. 1400-1800) in any discipline, we'd love to see what you're working on. www.pennpress.org/journals/jou...
November 11, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Hello, new followers! Reposting this recent announcement for those who missed it: New era for the HLQ. Please share widely! If you study the #earlymodern period (c. 1400-1800) in any discipline, we'd love to see what you're working on. www.pennpress.org/journals/jou...
So, this is my very first piece of fiction that has ever been published! It’s a common experience for writers to reread their stuff and find significant fault in it, and I am no exception to that, but I am super proud of it regardless!
penmenreview.com/ghost-writer/
penmenreview.com/ghost-writer/
Ghost Writer
By Crystal Jordan The moon loomed big and bright over the old Victorian mansion on Beeker Street. The light from the full moon bounced off the sharp angles of the building, throwing long, eerie shadow...
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November 11, 2024 at 3:15 AM
So, this is my very first piece of fiction that has ever been published! It’s a common experience for writers to reread their stuff and find significant fault in it, and I am no exception to that, but I am super proud of it regardless!
penmenreview.com/ghost-writer/
penmenreview.com/ghost-writer/
I decided to jump ship from X so I think that I should introduce myself! I'm currently an undergrad history student at SNHU and I am mostly interested in ancient and medieval history. I am also a reader and writer of horror and sci-fi/fantasy! Ask away if there is anything else you want to know!
November 11, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I decided to jump ship from X so I think that I should introduce myself! I'm currently an undergrad history student at SNHU and I am mostly interested in ancient and medieval history. I am also a reader and writer of horror and sci-fi/fantasy! Ask away if there is anything else you want to know!