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Crystal Galvan
@crysgalvan.bsky.social
Writer, historian, and gardener in the Brazos Valley

https://www.crystalgalvan.com
Year my mom died: ENDED 🙅‍♀️
Year my baby will be born: BEGUN 🤰
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Im happy to be able to say I didn’t buy any Dubai chocolate or labubus this year 😌
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reposted by Crystal Galvan
Irish broadcaster explains its reason for pulling out of Eurovision over Israel's participation.
"It is unconscionable... given the appalling loss of lives in Gaza and the humanitarian crisis there.”
Good to see a broadcaster putting humanity ahead of dollars.

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Four countries to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to compete
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia and the Netherlands pull out after decision not to hold vote on Israel’s participation
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Gov. Landry is such a fucking ghoul. I hope the hoodoo aunties are keeping him in their thoughts in the worst way possible
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Look how tiny this little dude is
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Bro I love being nice to women 🥹😌
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I need to re-read the great gatsby. Saw a bad take online and I need to make sure I’m right before I start shit over a book I read over a decade ago
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The TWW is cruel and unusual and I would like to file for damages
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Classism isn’t “based”, hope this helps! ☺️✨💕
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I need a SDV mod that makes Elliot thicc
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Just heard an old man ask a teenager “how are you doing this morning?” And he said “I’m blessed, how are you?”

MAN the south has its sweet moments sometimes
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Patas pics, DM me for pricing ❤️🌹⭐️
October 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Don’t read to my posts after I have a fruity little drink, I morph into my final hater form
October 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
BRUH just learned that JD Vance didn’t visit India until the official state visit as VP… sorry but that’s fucking insane to me
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Vlad Kramnik needs to go out and get a job, or at least a hobby. Maybe a pet. Anything to keep this miserable old man busy
October 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
A married couple tried to pick me up when I was like 21 and it haunts me to this day
October 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Crystal Galvan
September 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I think Cormac McCarthy would have loved Hanya Yanagihara (disrespectfully)
September 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Reposted by Crystal Galvan
Perfect example of how fake and bad-faith this entire language discourse is.

A National Review article reprinted on a mainstream news site about a *single mention* of a term in a massive technical document no one will ever read. The document overwhelmingly uses gender-specific language.
August 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just saw a grey’s anatomy clip where they say “hematomacrosis” and was reminded why trying to watch that should would cause me to have a stroke
August 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Maybe I should change my handle to not be my actual government name. Some of these posts are meant to be inside thoughts.
August 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m so tired of facing discrimination as a #christorian…. It’s rough being an overeducated woman on a Sunday night
August 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I’ve been playing Date Everything! and I have literal brain worms now, thanks. I’m feeling weird about my HVAC system.
July 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hot take but westerners mocking the generational poverty and hardships in Eastern European countries is never as funny as they think it is
July 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Husband wanted to buy full lactose milk at Costco because “the macros were better” and now I’m suffering the consequences of the cheesy pasta he made last night. Never letting him make decisions again.
July 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM