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Винтажные мемы, шутки-прибаутки, обзоры лапши
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Не обсуждаю политику, Астариона, DA2, Морровинд
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Vintage memes, shenaniganery, instant ramen reviews
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I do not talk about politics, Astarion, DA2, Morrowind
Заходи, гостем будешь
Не обсуждаю политику, Астариона, DA2, Морровинд
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Vintage memes, shenaniganery, instant ramen reviews
Be a guest, stay awhile
I do not talk about politics, Astarion, DA2, Morrowind
SWTOR продолжает быть несравненным пиком игр по Звёздным Войнам, я считаю. Клоунское ПТУ как всегда огонь
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SWTOR is undeniably a peak of Star Wars writing, if you ask me. Clown college is as funny as usual
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SWTOR is undeniably a peak of Star Wars writing, if you ask me. Clown college is as funny as usual
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
SWTOR продолжает быть несравненным пиком игр по Звёздным Войнам, я считаю. Клоунское ПТУ как всегда огонь
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SWTOR is undeniably a peak of Star Wars writing, if you ask me. Clown college is as funny as usual
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SWTOR is undeniably a peak of Star Wars writing, if you ask me. Clown college is as funny as usual
Хорошего контента нет, но вот, держите Мору.
Моё любимое ископаемое.
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No good content to offer, but here, have some Moru
My favourite prehistoric fossil
#StarWarsOC #SWTOROC #CrysDrawsThings
Моё любимое ископаемое.
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No good content to offer, but here, have some Moru
My favourite prehistoric fossil
#StarWarsOC #SWTOROC #CrysDrawsThings
October 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Хорошего контента нет, но вот, держите Мору.
Моё любимое ископаемое.
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No good content to offer, but here, have some Moru
My favourite prehistoric fossil
#StarWarsOC #SWTOROC #CrysDrawsThings
Моё любимое ископаемое.
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No good content to offer, but here, have some Moru
My favourite prehistoric fossil
#StarWarsOC #SWTOROC #CrysDrawsThings
Да, это еще одна шуточка по Толкину
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Yes, this is another Tolkien-themed joke, yes
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Yes, this is another Tolkien-themed joke, yes
October 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Да, это еще одна шуточка по Толкину
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Yes, this is another Tolkien-themed joke, yes
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Yes, this is another Tolkien-themed joke, yes
Готовимся к Лемиксу и варим паркур-эльфа
Её зовут Ноябрь, кстати
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Preparing for Lemix and cooking up a parkour elf
Her name is November, btw
Её зовут Ноябрь, кстати
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Preparing for Lemix and cooking up a parkour elf
Her name is November, btw
October 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Готовимся к Лемиксу и варим паркур-эльфа
Её зовут Ноябрь, кстати
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Preparing for Lemix and cooking up a parkour elf
Her name is November, btw
Её зовут Ноябрь, кстати
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Preparing for Lemix and cooking up a parkour elf
Her name is November, btw
I am unfortunately unsure how to add alt-text for maps? Especially with this amount of notes and scribbles on them, so apologies in advance for the absence of it.
September 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I am unfortunately unsure how to add alt-text for maps? Especially with this amount of notes and scribbles on them, so apologies in advance for the absence of it.
#CrysEatsThings
Я была в своём любимом магазине заграничных конфет, а значит у меня новая кислятина. В данном случае - слаш со вкусом кислой чёрной вишни.
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I have been to my favourite foreign candy story, which means I have a sour treat. Slushy with black cherry flavour specifically
Я была в своём любимом магазине заграничных конфет, а значит у меня новая кислятина. В данном случае - слаш со вкусом кислой чёрной вишни.
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I have been to my favourite foreign candy story, which means I have a sour treat. Slushy with black cherry flavour specifically
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
#CrysEatsThings
Я была в своём любимом магазине заграничных конфет, а значит у меня новая кислятина. В данном случае - слаш со вкусом кислой чёрной вишни.
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I have been to my favourite foreign candy story, which means I have a sour treat. Slushy with black cherry flavour specifically
Я была в своём любимом магазине заграничных конфет, а значит у меня новая кислятина. В данном случае - слаш со вкусом кислой чёрной вишни.
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I have been to my favourite foreign candy story, which means I have a sour treat. Slushy with black cherry flavour specifically
Моя камера на очень хорошо передаёт цвет, но специи возмутительно-зелёные.
После добавления кипятка запахло мятой.
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Camera is not showing it well, but the spice is offensively green.
After adding some water it started smelling like mint.
После добавления кипятка запахло мятой.
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Camera is not showing it well, but the spice is offensively green.
After adding some water it started smelling like mint.
September 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Моя камера на очень хорошо передаёт цвет, но специи возмутительно-зелёные.
После добавления кипятка запахло мятой.
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Camera is not showing it well, but the spice is offensively green.
After adding some water it started smelling like mint.
После добавления кипятка запахло мятой.
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Camera is not showing it well, but the spice is offensively green.
After adding some water it started smelling like mint.
#CrysEatsThings
Я что-то давно не приносила интересной (или странной) еды, но сегодня у меня кое-что есть.
Лапша со вкусом, внезапно, мохито.
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I haven't treated you to any culinary (mis)adventures in a while, but today I bring gifts.
The gifts of mojito-flavoured instant noodles.
Я что-то давно не приносила интересной (или странной) еды, но сегодня у меня кое-что есть.
Лапша со вкусом, внезапно, мохито.
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I haven't treated you to any culinary (mis)adventures in a while, but today I bring gifts.
The gifts of mojito-flavoured instant noodles.
September 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
#CrysEatsThings
Я что-то давно не приносила интересной (или странной) еды, но сегодня у меня кое-что есть.
Лапша со вкусом, внезапно, мохито.
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I haven't treated you to any culinary (mis)adventures in a while, but today I bring gifts.
The gifts of mojito-flavoured instant noodles.
Я что-то давно не приносила интересной (или странной) еды, но сегодня у меня кое-что есть.
Лапша со вкусом, внезапно, мохито.
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I haven't treated you to any culinary (mis)adventures in a while, but today I bring gifts.
The gifts of mojito-flavoured instant noodles.
(5/5)
Fun bit of trivia is that this imagery was heavily inspired by the fact that little Crys was obsessed with these tiny indoor fountains looking like a loose stack of rocks with water flowing down on them.
Let me just grab one of the many-many pictures of such things for context...
Fun bit of trivia is that this imagery was heavily inspired by the fact that little Crys was obsessed with these tiny indoor fountains looking like a loose stack of rocks with water flowing down on them.
Let me just grab one of the many-many pictures of such things for context...
September 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
(5/5)
Fun bit of trivia is that this imagery was heavily inspired by the fact that little Crys was obsessed with these tiny indoor fountains looking like a loose stack of rocks with water flowing down on them.
Let me just grab one of the many-many pictures of such things for context...
Fun bit of trivia is that this imagery was heavily inspired by the fact that little Crys was obsessed with these tiny indoor fountains looking like a loose stack of rocks with water flowing down on them.
Let me just grab one of the many-many pictures of such things for context...
Very basic answer, but Arthas. Interesting story, very fascinating character to follow, especially after he is (almost) entirely lost in the sauce.
Honourable runner-ups are Raszageth (and the DF Incarnates gang in general) and Xal'atath
Honourable runner-ups are Raszageth (and the DF Incarnates gang in general) and Xal'atath
September 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Very basic answer, but Arthas. Interesting story, very fascinating character to follow, especially after he is (almost) entirely lost in the sauce.
Honourable runner-ups are Raszageth (and the DF Incarnates gang in general) and Xal'atath
Honourable runner-ups are Raszageth (and the DF Incarnates gang in general) and Xal'atath
Here you go!
I haven't played much of High Isle, but have enjoyed the card game.
Outside of chapters Orsinium goes in the "I had fun", Imperial City, TG and DB as "Okay", mini DLCs were generally all pretty fun, tbh
tiermaker.com/create/eso-c...
I haven't played much of High Isle, but have enjoyed the card game.
Outside of chapters Orsinium goes in the "I had fun", Imperial City, TG and DB as "Okay", mini DLCs were generally all pretty fun, tbh
tiermaker.com/create/eso-c...
August 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Here you go!
I haven't played much of High Isle, but have enjoyed the card game.
Outside of chapters Orsinium goes in the "I had fun", Imperial City, TG and DB as "Okay", mini DLCs were generally all pretty fun, tbh
tiermaker.com/create/eso-c...
I haven't played much of High Isle, but have enjoyed the card game.
Outside of chapters Orsinium goes in the "I had fun", Imperial City, TG and DB as "Okay", mini DLCs were generally all pretty fun, tbh
tiermaker.com/create/eso-c...
And the WoW expacks
I haven't played many of them yet, so accounted for it with rankings. And counted Classic as this separate Classic edition, separate from Retail, not just base game content
tiermaker.com/create/wow-e...
I haven't played many of them yet, so accounted for it with rankings. And counted Classic as this separate Classic edition, separate from Retail, not just base game content
tiermaker.com/create/wow-e...
August 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
And the WoW expacks
I haven't played many of them yet, so accounted for it with rankings. And counted Classic as this separate Classic edition, separate from Retail, not just base game content
tiermaker.com/create/wow-e...
I haven't played many of them yet, so accounted for it with rankings. And counted Classic as this separate Classic edition, separate from Retail, not just base game content
tiermaker.com/create/wow-e...
Did DS trilogy so far! Happy to offer commentary and also think they have forgotten my boy Yhorm...
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tiermaker.com/create/all-d...
August 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Did DS trilogy so far! Happy to offer commentary and also think they have forgotten my boy Yhorm...
tiermaker.com/create/all-d...
tiermaker.com/create/all-d...
Sure thing! To the best of my memory, I haven't had some of these in a while
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tiermaker.com/create/bulda...
August 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Sure thing! To the best of my memory, I haven't had some of these in a while
tiermaker.com/create/bulda...
tiermaker.com/create/bulda...
And also say hi to Ellataliri aka El, faildruid and a certified bleeding heart, shared once brain cell with Antoine most of the time
August 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
And also say hi to Ellataliri aka El, faildruid and a certified bleeding heart, shared once brain cell with Antoine most of the time
#CrysPlaysWoW
Instead of doing something useful in game I have, instead, finally made models some of my background characters - meet Nick aka Brother Cracklepants. Horde in game, but Alliance-ish/Universal Goblin Buddy in his lore
Instead of doing something useful in game I have, instead, finally made models some of my background characters - meet Nick aka Brother Cracklepants. Horde in game, but Alliance-ish/Universal Goblin Buddy in his lore
August 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
#CrysPlaysWoW
Instead of doing something useful in game I have, instead, finally made models some of my background characters - meet Nick aka Brother Cracklepants. Horde in game, but Alliance-ish/Universal Goblin Buddy in his lore
Instead of doing something useful in game I have, instead, finally made models some of my background characters - meet Nick aka Brother Cracklepants. Horde in game, but Alliance-ish/Universal Goblin Buddy in his lore
Я узнаю её из тысячи
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Xal'atath's next disguise datamined
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Xal'atath's next disguise datamined
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Я узнаю её из тысячи
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Xal'atath's next disguise datamined
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Xal'atath's next disguise datamined
- В основном Рутаар превращает Печеньку в толстенного чёрного дракона, но бывают вариации
- Эти драконы как правило обожают бить врагов камнями
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- Usually Ruthaar turns Cookie into a huge black dragon, but there are options
- These dragons tend to ADORE hitting people with rocks
- Эти драконы как правило обожают бить врагов камнями
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- Usually Ruthaar turns Cookie into a huge black dragon, but there are options
- These dragons tend to ADORE hitting people with rocks
August 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
- В основном Рутаар превращает Печеньку в толстенного чёрного дракона, но бывают вариации
- Эти драконы как правило обожают бить врагов камнями
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- Usually Ruthaar turns Cookie into a huge black dragon, but there are options
- These dragons tend to ADORE hitting people with rocks
- Эти драконы как правило обожают бить врагов камнями
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- Usually Ruthaar turns Cookie into a huge black dragon, but there are options
- These dragons tend to ADORE hitting people with rocks
- Рутаар не может долго держать Печеньку в другом облике и ульта ограничена дистанцией между ними
- Спецэффекты все очень похожи на магию бескончных драконов
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- Ruthaar can't keep Cookie transformed for long and there is a distance limit
- All visual effects look like Infinite dragon magic
- Спецэффекты все очень похожи на магию бескончных драконов
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- Ruthaar can't keep Cookie transformed for long and there is a distance limit
- All visual effects look like Infinite dragon magic
August 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
- Рутаар не может долго держать Печеньку в другом облике и ульта ограничена дистанцией между ними
- Спецэффекты все очень похожи на магию бескончных драконов
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- Ruthaar can't keep Cookie transformed for long and there is a distance limit
- All visual effects look like Infinite dragon magic
- Спецэффекты все очень похожи на магию бескончных драконов
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- Ruthaar can't keep Cookie transformed for long and there is a distance limit
- All visual effects look like Infinite dragon magic
#CrysPlaysWoW
Ну, я думаю Печенька готова к новому сезону - только заменить сапоги и наплечники через неделю. Штанов нет, но ладно, пусть будут эти
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Well, I think Cookie is ready for the new season. Still a few pieces to catalyze (boots and shoulders). No pants, but okay, let's do these ones
Ну, я думаю Печенька готова к новому сезону - только заменить сапоги и наплечники через неделю. Штанов нет, но ладно, пусть будут эти
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Well, I think Cookie is ready for the new season. Still a few pieces to catalyze (boots and shoulders). No pants, but okay, let's do these ones
August 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
#CrysPlaysWoW
Ну, я думаю Печенька готова к новому сезону - только заменить сапоги и наплечники через неделю. Штанов нет, но ладно, пусть будут эти
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Well, I think Cookie is ready for the new season. Still a few pieces to catalyze (boots and shoulders). No pants, but okay, let's do these ones
Ну, я думаю Печенька готова к новому сезону - только заменить сапоги и наплечники через неделю. Штанов нет, но ладно, пусть будут эти
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Well, I think Cookie is ready for the new season. Still a few pieces to catalyze (boots and shoulders). No pants, but okay, let's do these ones
Event may have ended, but we continue
July 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Event may have ended, but we continue
#CrysPlaysWoW
Нет, оно красиво, спору нет, но этот дизайн чешуи на ногах вглядит как колготки в сеточку -_-
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No, this is beautiful alright, but what went wrong with the scale design that legs look like covered in fishnet thighs -_-
Нет, оно красиво, спору нет, но этот дизайн чешуи на ногах вглядит как колготки в сеточку -_-
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No, this is beautiful alright, but what went wrong with the scale design that legs look like covered in fishnet thighs -_-
July 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
#CrysPlaysWoW
Нет, оно красиво, спору нет, но этот дизайн чешуи на ногах вглядит как колготки в сеточку -_-
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No, this is beautiful alright, but what went wrong with the scale design that legs look like covered in fishnet thighs -_-
Нет, оно красиво, спору нет, но этот дизайн чешуи на ногах вглядит как колготки в сеточку -_-
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No, this is beautiful alright, but what went wrong with the scale design that legs look like covered in fishnet thighs -_-