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crypxtkeeper.bsky.social
XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐
@crypxtkeeper.bsky.social
artist,writer, cryprid,druid & queer menace. not a person. Landback everywhere, fuck zios.
It/she/he/xe
Here for gay pirates! (and maybe Frankenstein)
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This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️

#frankenstein #gdt

(what's wrong with me LOL)
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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🚨🚨 you saved my heart from the fate of ophelia 🚨🚨

i finally did it you'd better be nice!!
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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guess what? it’s that time of the year again 🙂‍↕️ (hallmark gentlebeard fanart season) 🎄✨
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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My teeth hurt and I'm kinda delirious from the crazy strong antibiotics so I drew stede in a homemade jar snowglobe after being shaken around a bit what other babygirl should I Jar and shake around
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My teeth hurt and I'm kinda delirious from the crazy strong antibiotics so I drew stede in a homemade jar snowglobe after being shaken around a bit what other babygirl should I Jar and shake around
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Good teeth news: starting day 2 on antibiotics soon and I already got some major relief on my evil wisdom tooth
Bad tooth news: another wisdom tooth has decided to emerge right now, seemingly just to be rude
Weird tooth news: that would be my *fifth* wisdom tooth, which, yknow, should not exist???
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Everyone has to see this picture of my fiance holding Luna like a burger
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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you made it to another FRENCHIE FRIDAY
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I fear I might have manifssted his return by posting it
This isn't and will not be a phannie account but PLEASE GOD SOMEONE TELL THEM ABOUT THE MUPPET JOKER
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Paid the equivalent of 150 usd to be told to take antibiotics, then another 30 for said antibiotics, and ended up realising that they were just more expensive, worse, more difficult to swallow versions of the antibiotics I already had at home. Why did I go to the dentist I'm never doing this again
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Waiting to go into the dentist's and literally all you can hear from his room at the clinic is just drilling for a full hour genuinely nonstop.

what is he doing to the patient. Babygirl.
are you building a house in that guy's mouth .
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Haven't gone to the dentist in four years do you think they'll be nice to me
I have to go to the dentist for an impacted wisdom tooth but the next appointment is tomorrow. For the past three days I've been taking Advil, then an hour later thinking 'oh my tooth doesn't hurt anymore! Maybe I don't need another Advil/the dentist!' and then an hour after I'm shocked at the pain.
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have to go to the dentist for an impacted wisdom tooth but the next appointment is tomorrow. For the past three days I've been taking Advil, then an hour later thinking 'oh my tooth doesn't hurt anymore! Maybe I don't need another Advil/the dentist!' and then an hour after I'm shocked at the pain.
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I think one of the things I missed the most during my time away from this fandom is how much art I created and fell in love with. The people in this fandom gave me so much through what we make it's crazy.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm unwell
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This isn't and will not be a phannie account but PLEASE GOD SOMEONE TELL THEM ABOUT THE MUPPET JOKER
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i know this is an insanely late time to rejoin but... #ofmd people are yall here? I had a crazy set of circumstances happen to me and lost yall but I'm trying to find my way back home!! Any former moots from the other platform around here?
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I finally remembered this exists????
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM