CryptoSwaggy
@cryptoswaggy.bsky.social
Purveyor of #crypto -themed #fashion and lifestyle. #bitcoin #eth #doge #cardano
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One simply cannot transact on the greens with standard issue. The purple Lamborghini Golf Cart is an absolute essential for the discerning holder. This is not just a leisure vehicle; it's a mobile declaration of Proof-of-Style.
#golfstyle #nyc #Lamborghini #cryptoswaggy #napavalley
#golfstyle #nyc #Lamborghini #cryptoswaggy #napavalley
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
One simply cannot transact on the greens with standard issue. The purple Lamborghini Golf Cart is an absolute essential for the discerning holder. This is not just a leisure vehicle; it's a mobile declaration of Proof-of-Style.
#golfstyle #nyc #Lamborghini #cryptoswaggy #napavalley
#golfstyle #nyc #Lamborghini #cryptoswaggy #napavalley
Good morning, Swaggsters. You simply must allow me to vent. But with gas prices elevated higher than my roommate from boarding school, I’m having to re-allocate resources.
Come for the Rant.
Stay for the Swag.
#lasvegas #beverlyhills #nyc #fashionstyle #sttropez
Come for the Rant.
Stay for the Swag.
#lasvegas #beverlyhills #nyc #fashionstyle #sttropez
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Good morning, Swaggsters. You simply must allow me to vent. But with gas prices elevated higher than my roommate from boarding school, I’m having to re-allocate resources.
Come for the Rant.
Stay for the Swag.
#lasvegas #beverlyhills #nyc #fashionstyle #sttropez
Come for the Rant.
Stay for the Swag.
#lasvegas #beverlyhills #nyc #fashionstyle #sttropez
It’s Launch Day. Some people call it a birthday—I call it my personal epoch. You know, I just had to take a minute to go down memory lane and think about The Cold Wallet Years.
Look, you simply must appreciate the journey.
#birthdaybehavior #ootdfashion #miamistyle #fashionstyle #photooftheday
Look, you simply must appreciate the journey.
#birthdaybehavior #ootdfashion #miamistyle #fashionstyle #photooftheday
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s Launch Day. Some people call it a birthday—I call it my personal epoch. You know, I just had to take a minute to go down memory lane and think about The Cold Wallet Years.
Look, you simply must appreciate the journey.
#birthdaybehavior #ootdfashion #miamistyle #fashionstyle #photooftheday
Look, you simply must appreciate the journey.
#birthdaybehavior #ootdfashion #miamistyle #fashionstyle #photooftheday
For the discerning crypto enthusiast, your brunch attire must match your conviction. The Pink Suit Protocol ensures you are always Swaggadocious at any high-society gathering. Don’t simply dine—dominate the leisure economy.
#styleinspo #fashionstyle #richpeople #miamistyle #fashionlifestyle
#styleinspo #fashionstyle #richpeople #miamistyle #fashionlifestyle
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
For the discerning crypto enthusiast, your brunch attire must match your conviction. The Pink Suit Protocol ensures you are always Swaggadocious at any high-society gathering. Don’t simply dine—dominate the leisure economy.
#styleinspo #fashionstyle #richpeople #miamistyle #fashionlifestyle
#styleinspo #fashionstyle #richpeople #miamistyle #fashionlifestyle
Tonight’s itinerary is simply rad. We started date night in the Countach then swung over to the Cigarette boat. Carmen and I had an entirely swaggilicious evening. Come for the sunset, stay for the swag. Haters could never!
#fashionlifestyle #datenight #photooftheday #miamibeach
#fashionlifestyle #datenight #photooftheday #miamibeach
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Tonight’s itinerary is simply rad. We started date night in the Countach then swung over to the Cigarette boat. Carmen and I had an entirely swaggilicious evening. Come for the sunset, stay for the swag. Haters could never!
#fashionlifestyle #datenight #photooftheday #miamibeach
#fashionlifestyle #datenight #photooftheday #miamibeach
For the discerning boss lady who lounges like a legend. Nothing says posh like athleisure PJs.
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
Link in bio.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
Link in bio.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
For the discerning boss lady who lounges like a legend. Nothing says posh like athleisure PJs.
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
Link in bio.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
Link in bio.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
For the discerning boss lady who lounges like a legend. Because nothing says posh like athleisure PJs.
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
For the discerning boss lady who lounges like a legend. Because nothing says posh like athleisure PJs.
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
The G6 Captain looked me dead in the eye and said,
“Sir, the plane is tired.”
That’s when I knew… I’d been doing the absolute most.
“Sir, the plane is tired.”
That’s when I knew… I’d been doing the absolute most.
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The G6 Captain looked me dead in the eye and said,
“Sir, the plane is tired.”
That’s when I knew… I’d been doing the absolute most.
“Sir, the plane is tired.”
That’s when I knew… I’d been doing the absolute most.
Just in time for the holidays: The Bitcoin Pajama Pants. For your most iconic boss chick friend. Or yourself— I mean self gifting IS the highest form of flattery.
#CryptoSwaggy #CozyPajamas #HolidayDrip #BossChick #GiftingSeason
#CryptoSwaggy #CozyPajamas #HolidayDrip #BossChick #GiftingSeason
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just in time for the holidays: The Bitcoin Pajama Pants. For your most iconic boss chick friend. Or yourself— I mean self gifting IS the highest form of flattery.
#CryptoSwaggy #CozyPajamas #HolidayDrip #BossChick #GiftingSeason
#CryptoSwaggy #CozyPajamas #HolidayDrip #BossChick #GiftingSeason
Brunch isn’t just a meal. It’s where flavor meets portfolio. A gathering of legends, silk, and lightly poached decision-making. Swipe to verify the mood.
#CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBrunch #GQstyle #FitCheck #DAO
#CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBrunch #GQstyle #FitCheck #DAO
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Brunch isn’t just a meal. It’s where flavor meets portfolio. A gathering of legends, silk, and lightly poached decision-making. Swipe to verify the mood.
#CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBrunch #GQstyle #FitCheck #DAO
#CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBrunch #GQstyle #FitCheck #DAO
They still don’t get it. Swaggy isn't swiping cards—he's staking identity. When you live on the chain of taste, fiat is just noise in the background.
#CryptoSwaggy #FiatRegret #BitcoinMug #LuxuryLifestyle #ProofOfStyle
#CryptoSwaggy #FiatRegret #BitcoinMug #LuxuryLifestyle #ProofOfStyle
November 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They still don’t get it. Swaggy isn't swiping cards—he's staking identity. When you live on the chain of taste, fiat is just noise in the background.
#CryptoSwaggy #FiatRegret #BitcoinMug #LuxuryLifestyle #ProofOfStyle
#CryptoSwaggy #FiatRegret #BitcoinMug #LuxuryLifestyle #ProofOfStyle
☕👑 It’s not about the mug. It’s about the aura.
I don’t do “relatable.”
I do TRENDSETTER
#SwaggyChronicles #drinkware #cryptoswaggy #blockchain
I don’t do “relatable.”
I do TRENDSETTER
#SwaggyChronicles #drinkware #cryptoswaggy #blockchain
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
☕👑 It’s not about the mug. It’s about the aura.
I don’t do “relatable.”
I do TRENDSETTER
#SwaggyChronicles #drinkware #cryptoswaggy #blockchain
I don’t do “relatable.”
I do TRENDSETTER
#SwaggyChronicles #drinkware #cryptoswaggy #blockchain
🧾👻 This Halloween, I went as my biggest fear:
The Ghost of My Past Transactions.
Haunting. Regretful.
Covered in currency from every country where I spent paper money.
I floated through the party wearing my shame. Nothing says healing like crypto accountability.
#Halloween2025 #cryptoswaggy
The Ghost of My Past Transactions.
Haunting. Regretful.
Covered in currency from every country where I spent paper money.
I floated through the party wearing my shame. Nothing says healing like crypto accountability.
#Halloween2025 #cryptoswaggy
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
🧾👻 This Halloween, I went as my biggest fear:
The Ghost of My Past Transactions.
Haunting. Regretful.
Covered in currency from every country where I spent paper money.
I floated through the party wearing my shame. Nothing says healing like crypto accountability.
#Halloween2025 #cryptoswaggy
The Ghost of My Past Transactions.
Haunting. Regretful.
Covered in currency from every country where I spent paper money.
I floated through the party wearing my shame. Nothing says healing like crypto accountability.
#Halloween2025 #cryptoswaggy
I'm thinking of applying to be the Creative Director for the 2026 #VictoriasSecret. I had my AI media producer put together a little preview.
#AImodels #cryptoswagg #swaggychronicles #aiinfluencers
#AImodels #cryptoswagg #swaggychronicles #aiinfluencers
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm thinking of applying to be the Creative Director for the 2026 #VictoriasSecret. I had my AI media producer put together a little preview.
#AImodels #cryptoswagg #swaggychronicles #aiinfluencers
#AImodels #cryptoswagg #swaggychronicles #aiinfluencers
🧑✈️🥚 Asset security > Hollandaise.
I asked for brunch.
Lukas brought cold storage.
Honestly? That’s the kind of service I demand.
#SwaggieChronicles #assetcustody #LocoLukas #cryptoswaggy #brunchprotocol
I asked for brunch.
Lukas brought cold storage.
Honestly? That’s the kind of service I demand.
#SwaggieChronicles #assetcustody #LocoLukas #cryptoswaggy #brunchprotocol
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
🧑✈️🥚 Asset security > Hollandaise.
I asked for brunch.
Lukas brought cold storage.
Honestly? That’s the kind of service I demand.
#SwaggieChronicles #assetcustody #LocoLukas #cryptoswaggy #brunchprotocol
I asked for brunch.
Lukas brought cold storage.
Honestly? That’s the kind of service I demand.
#SwaggieChronicles #assetcustody #LocoLukas #cryptoswaggy #brunchprotocol
🍗🔮 These tendies speak truth.
Fried to perfection.
Shaped like palm trees.
And seasoned with market foresight.
Come for the brunch. Stay for the divination.
#Tendies #SwaggieChronicles #brunchvibes #cryptoswaggy #crypto #ethereum
Fried to perfection.
Shaped like palm trees.
And seasoned with market foresight.
Come for the brunch. Stay for the divination.
#Tendies #SwaggieChronicles #brunchvibes #cryptoswaggy #crypto #ethereum
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
🍗🔮 These tendies speak truth.
Fried to perfection.
Shaped like palm trees.
And seasoned with market foresight.
Come for the brunch. Stay for the divination.
#Tendies #SwaggieChronicles #brunchvibes #cryptoswaggy #crypto #ethereum
Fried to perfection.
Shaped like palm trees.
And seasoned with market foresight.
Come for the brunch. Stay for the divination.
#Tendies #SwaggieChronicles #brunchvibes #cryptoswaggy #crypto #ethereum
Sunday brunch & beach date with Carmen.
We slipped into the Lambo Golf Cart, then SHE slipped into the limited-edition Swaggy Ethereum One-Piece. Verified her Swaggilicious hottie. Limited Supply.
🔗Visit the Babe-wear section on CryptoSwaggy.com
#Ethereum #CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBeach #CryptoMerch
We slipped into the Lambo Golf Cart, then SHE slipped into the limited-edition Swaggy Ethereum One-Piece. Verified her Swaggilicious hottie. Limited Supply.
🔗Visit the Babe-wear section on CryptoSwaggy.com
#Ethereum #CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBeach #CryptoMerch
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Sunday brunch & beach date with Carmen.
We slipped into the Lambo Golf Cart, then SHE slipped into the limited-edition Swaggy Ethereum One-Piece. Verified her Swaggilicious hottie. Limited Supply.
🔗Visit the Babe-wear section on CryptoSwaggy.com
#Ethereum #CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBeach #CryptoMerch
We slipped into the Lambo Golf Cart, then SHE slipped into the limited-edition Swaggy Ethereum One-Piece. Verified her Swaggilicious hottie. Limited Supply.
🔗Visit the Babe-wear section on CryptoSwaggy.com
#Ethereum #CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBeach #CryptoMerch
Life’s too short for boring proof. My flex game is strong, verified by blockchain, and always on-point. From immutable brunches moves to altcoin couture – this is how I live. What's your Proof of Life? #ProofOfLifeFlex #CryptoSwaggy #CryptoRich #BlockchainBillionaire
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Life’s too short for boring proof. My flex game is strong, verified by blockchain, and always on-point. From immutable brunches moves to altcoin couture – this is how I live. What's your Proof of Life? #ProofOfLifeFlex #CryptoSwaggy #CryptoRich #BlockchainBillionaire
💰🎩 Breaking News: Fiat Still Isn’t Currency
If you think fiat is proof of payment, keep counting that Monopoly money, babes.
Do not pass GO.
Do not collect 200 Bitcoin.
(But do collect this limited-edition mug while you still can.)
#SwaggyChronicles #BitcoinFlex #cryptoswaggy #monopolymindset
If you think fiat is proof of payment, keep counting that Monopoly money, babes.
Do not pass GO.
Do not collect 200 Bitcoin.
(But do collect this limited-edition mug while you still can.)
#SwaggyChronicles #BitcoinFlex #cryptoswaggy #monopolymindset
October 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
💰🎩 Breaking News: Fiat Still Isn’t Currency
If you think fiat is proof of payment, keep counting that Monopoly money, babes.
Do not pass GO.
Do not collect 200 Bitcoin.
(But do collect this limited-edition mug while you still can.)
#SwaggyChronicles #BitcoinFlex #cryptoswaggy #monopolymindset
If you think fiat is proof of payment, keep counting that Monopoly money, babes.
Do not pass GO.
Do not collect 200 Bitcoin.
(But do collect this limited-edition mug while you still can.)
#SwaggyChronicles #BitcoinFlex #cryptoswaggy #monopolymindset
Rule #1: Don't brunch where you can't pay in #crypto
I saw the warning signs. Lukas fired up the G6.
By noon, we were brunchin' in Vegas.
#ProofOfBrunch #cryptopayments #G6 #cryptoswaggy
I saw the warning signs. Lukas fired up the G6.
By noon, we were brunchin' in Vegas.
#ProofOfBrunch #cryptopayments #G6 #cryptoswaggy
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Rule #1: Don't brunch where you can't pay in #crypto
I saw the warning signs. Lukas fired up the G6.
By noon, we were brunchin' in Vegas.
#ProofOfBrunch #cryptopayments #G6 #cryptoswaggy
I saw the warning signs. Lukas fired up the G6.
By noon, we were brunchin' in Vegas.
#ProofOfBrunch #cryptopayments #G6 #cryptoswaggy
Recently I was in the UK and had a chance to ride the iconic SMILER roller coaster.
If felt like my portfolio -- unbothered by velocity.
#SwaggieChronicles #cryptoswaggy #marketloop #thesmiler
If felt like my portfolio -- unbothered by velocity.
#SwaggieChronicles #cryptoswaggy #marketloop #thesmiler
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Recently I was in the UK and had a chance to ride the iconic SMILER roller coaster.
If felt like my portfolio -- unbothered by velocity.
#SwaggieChronicles #cryptoswaggy #marketloop #thesmiler
If felt like my portfolio -- unbothered by velocity.
#SwaggieChronicles #cryptoswaggy #marketloop #thesmiler
Lukas likes his coconut water and checking the Ethereum gas fees.
Me? I love my silk robe and my Cardano Whiskey Glass.
You don’t drink from this glass.
You declare your alignment.
Get yours at CryptoSwaggy.com (check the SHOP BY BRAND menu)
#cryptomerch #cardano #barware #coconutwater #poolside
Me? I love my silk robe and my Cardano Whiskey Glass.
You don’t drink from this glass.
You declare your alignment.
Get yours at CryptoSwaggy.com (check the SHOP BY BRAND menu)
#cryptomerch #cardano #barware #coconutwater #poolside
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Lukas likes his coconut water and checking the Ethereum gas fees.
Me? I love my silk robe and my Cardano Whiskey Glass.
You don’t drink from this glass.
You declare your alignment.
Get yours at CryptoSwaggy.com (check the SHOP BY BRAND menu)
#cryptomerch #cardano #barware #coconutwater #poolside
Me? I love my silk robe and my Cardano Whiskey Glass.
You don’t drink from this glass.
You declare your alignment.
Get yours at CryptoSwaggy.com (check the SHOP BY BRAND menu)
#cryptomerch #cardano #barware #coconutwater #poolside
This ain't your granny's socials. Flexing is part of the freedom and lifestyle that us crypto bros have earned. Like I always say, it' ain't braggin' if you're swaggin'.
#cryptobros #cryptobabes #proofofswag #miamivibes #fashion #photodump
#cryptobros #cryptobabes #proofofswag #miamivibes #fashion #photodump
October 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This ain't your granny's socials. Flexing is part of the freedom and lifestyle that us crypto bros have earned. Like I always say, it' ain't braggin' if you're swaggin'.
#cryptobros #cryptobabes #proofofswag #miamivibes #fashion #photodump
#cryptobros #cryptobabes #proofofswag #miamivibes #fashion #photodump
Legacy isn't writing a will. It's written in real time.
Crypto isn’t just currency—it’s legacy, deployed live.
On-chain. On-brand. Unforgettable.
#SwaggieChronicles #crypto #bitcoin #legacy #cryptoswaggy #richvibes
Crypto isn’t just currency—it’s legacy, deployed live.
On-chain. On-brand. Unforgettable.
#SwaggieChronicles #crypto #bitcoin #legacy #cryptoswaggy #richvibes
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Legacy isn't writing a will. It's written in real time.
Crypto isn’t just currency—it’s legacy, deployed live.
On-chain. On-brand. Unforgettable.
#SwaggieChronicles #crypto #bitcoin #legacy #cryptoswaggy #richvibes
Crypto isn’t just currency—it’s legacy, deployed live.
On-chain. On-brand. Unforgettable.
#SwaggieChronicles #crypto #bitcoin #legacy #cryptoswaggy #richvibes
💸☕ Fiat Regret: A Tragedy in Two Sips
Back in 2012, I paid $4.50 for a latte…
In fiat.
Today, that coffee cost me roughly 17 Bitcoin.
Barista still doesn’t accept crypto. His portfolio is tanked.
#CryptoFail #SwaggyChronicles #bitcoin #cryptoswaggy
Back in 2012, I paid $4.50 for a latte…
In fiat.
Today, that coffee cost me roughly 17 Bitcoin.
Barista still doesn’t accept crypto. His portfolio is tanked.
#CryptoFail #SwaggyChronicles #bitcoin #cryptoswaggy
October 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
💸☕ Fiat Regret: A Tragedy in Two Sips
Back in 2012, I paid $4.50 for a latte…
In fiat.
Today, that coffee cost me roughly 17 Bitcoin.
Barista still doesn’t accept crypto. His portfolio is tanked.
#CryptoFail #SwaggyChronicles #bitcoin #cryptoswaggy
Back in 2012, I paid $4.50 for a latte…
In fiat.
Today, that coffee cost me roughly 17 Bitcoin.
Barista still doesn’t accept crypto. His portfolio is tanked.
#CryptoFail #SwaggyChronicles #bitcoin #cryptoswaggy