Nils Fleischhacker
@cryptomaeher.bsky.social
Assistant Professor for Theoretical Cryptography at Ruhr University Bochum. Opinions probably someone else's. he/him
First session of baking Christmas cookies ✅
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
First session of baking Christmas cookies ✅
Apparently a few cars need to enter the parking structure for it to be empty.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Apparently a few cars need to enter the parking structure for it to be empty.
Sometimes you just have to admit that you wouldn't be any good at running a successful tradwife channel. Smells heavenly though.
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Sometimes you just have to admit that you wouldn't be any good at running a successful tradwife channel. Smells heavenly though.
Very helpful. 👍
I mean telling me *what* I need to do would be even more helpful, but you know. 🤷♂️
Anyway, apparently I no longer have access to my emails on my phone. Well, we had a good run.
I mean telling me *what* I need to do would be even more helpful, but you know. 🤷♂️
Anyway, apparently I no longer have access to my emails on my phone. Well, we had a good run.
October 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Very helpful. 👍
I mean telling me *what* I need to do would be even more helpful, but you know. 🤷♂️
Anyway, apparently I no longer have access to my emails on my phone. Well, we had a good run.
I mean telling me *what* I need to do would be even more helpful, but you know. 🤷♂️
Anyway, apparently I no longer have access to my emails on my phone. Well, we had a good run.
I have to wonder by what distance metric that's "near me".
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I have to wonder by what distance metric that's "near me".
Well that's working perfectly Strava. I always wanted the route to 2cm offset from where I'm drawing.
August 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Well that's working perfectly Strava. I always wanted the route to 2cm offset from where I'm drawing.
First time running *below* sea level.
August 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
First time running *below* sea level.
Filetting the fish went about as well as could be expected.
August 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Filetting the fish went about as well as could be expected.
Well that was unexpectedly successful.
August 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Well that was unexpectedly successful.
I hate induction stoves.
August 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I hate induction stoves.
They keep adding more and more signs, as if that's going to stop people.
July 17, 2025 at 7:23 AM
They keep adding more and more signs, as if that's going to stop people.
![A citation with the author given as "Center for Democracy and Technology" and the label being "[fDT21]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ik6we6xvd7b6ah7beqmjlotd/bafkreiflklnnxugaconmsxni7ylqagkdcqm6y6z7yv7ox5wrvsandctamm@jpeg)
Requesting a visual inspection of the local hummus @nadim.computer
June 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Requesting a visual inspection of the local hummus @nadim.computer
Well, fuck me. Almost to the day one year after I ran 5k for the first time in my life.
duisburg.r.mikatiming.de/2025/?conten...
duisburg.r.mikatiming.de/2025/?conten...
May 18, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Well, fuck me. Almost to the day one year after I ran 5k for the first time in my life.
duisburg.r.mikatiming.de/2025/?conten...
duisburg.r.mikatiming.de/2025/?conten...
Some (as of yet unknown) species has earned my undying hatred.
May 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Some (as of yet unknown) species has earned my undying hatred.
Why oh why is it so fucking hard for y'all to ignore the stupid Yank? When you see a guy with crayons up his nose trying to play poker with two Uno cards and a gas station receipt, you don't join the game. You step away from the table.
May 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Why oh why is it so fucking hard for y'all to ignore the stupid Yank? When you see a guy with crayons up his nose trying to play poker with two Uno cards and a gas station receipt, you don't join the game. You step away from the table.
Expectation vs Reality
May 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Expectation vs Reality
My Garmin is a harsh mistress.
April 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My Garmin is a harsh mistress.
And there it is. An approximate hummus. @nadim.computer
April 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
And there it is. An approximate hummus. @nadim.computer
btw, I think abandoning Twitter was the right move for you.
March 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
btw, I think abandoning Twitter was the right move for you.
For the first time ever my Garmin is suggesting two consecutive rest days.
March 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
For the first time ever my Garmin is suggesting two consecutive rest days.
I see your distribution network is already set up.
March 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I see your distribution network is already set up.
That sounds about right.
March 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
That sounds about right.