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Jason McKittrick
@cryptocurium.bsky.social
Owner and operator of Cryptocurium. Handmade Horrors!
www.cryptocurium.net/shop
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October 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Today is your LAST CHANCE to get in on this year's Summerween goodies! "The Caretaker" and "Pumpkin Lad" will disappear from the shop at midnight! www.cryptocurium.net/shop
June 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
June is jam-packed here at Cryptocurium!

-Catacombs Drop 6/7
-Jason’s Birthday 6/13
-Summerween 6/20-6/22

More details on each coming this week!
June 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Don't miss out on our new Halloween themed figurine "Check Your Candy". Availability ends TOMORROW!
www.cryptocurium.net/shop/p/check...
May 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
MANTLE MONSTERS ARE AVAILABLE NOW!

Decorate your bookshelf, mantle, computer or tombstone with two Cryptocurium favorites: Lantern Jack and Cthulhu. Each is cast in solid resin with acrylic rubs.

Both are a limited run of 50. $30 each or $50 for the pair.
www.cryptocurium.net/shop/p/mantl...
May 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Scratch that Lovecraftian itch with one of our eldritch offerings! cryptocurium.etsy.com
May 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
WEEKEND DOUBLE FEATURE!

Two new variants with a Halloween flavor available THIS WEEKEND ONLY! (5/9-5/11)

Halloween Campfire Jason and
Lost Astronaut: Haunted Space Station

Both available in our shop this weekend only.
www.cryptocurium.net/shop
May 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"The Sleeper of R'lyeh"
A new fully painted figurine of the Great Old One himself! Cast in green resin and fully painted with acrylics and includes a mini Cthulhu Idol accessory. (Stands 4") $40 each
Available starting tomorrow night @ 6pm EST
#art #cthulhu
May 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Our Alien Day celebration ends TONIGHT! Don't miss out! We nuke the site from orbit at midnight!

www.cryptocurium.net/shop
April 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
🟢HAPPY ALIEN DAY 🟢
Our Alien Day celebration has hatched, and we've got a hive full of goodies that'll make your chest burst!

Head on over to cryptocurium.net/shop to see what's lurking around before we nuke the site from orbit Sunday night!
April 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Our Alien Day celebration has hatched, and we've got a hive full of goodies that'll make your chest burst!

Head on over to cryptocurium.net/shop to see what's lurking around before we nuke the site from orbit Sunday night!
April 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A look at our full lineup for this year's Alien Day!

Our brand new"Alien Drone with Ovomorph", 6 new colorways of our "Perfect Organism" figure, a new Chestburster variant plus our Alien Life-Cycle magnets in a new metallic green finish. We'll also have re-releases from previous Alien Days!
April 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Kenner inspired Perfect Organism figures will be available during our Alien Day celebration starting this Friday at 6pm EST!

Pictured here: Mantis, Scorpion and Gorilla

More reveals coming tomorrow!
April 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Our annual "Alien Day" celebration begins this Friday @ 6pm and runs through Sunday!

We'll have our fresh from the hive "Drone Alien with Ovomorph" figure plus new colorway variants and some limited re-releases plus a giveaway!

More reveals coming tomorrow!
April 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Availability on our "Pumpkin Patch Scarecrows" and "Jack O'Lanterns" ends today! Both can be found in our shop. www.cryptocurium.net/shop
April 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"Pumpkin Patch Scarecrows" and "Jack O'Lanterns" are available through Sunday ONLY!

Both are available in multiple colorways and finishes!
www.cryptocurium.net/shop
April 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Last call for Order of the Thinned Veil 2025!
www.cryptocurium.com/otv
April 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This year's membership packages for @orderofthethinnedveil CLOSE THIS FRIDAY!

Don't miss out on all the Halloween goodies that @sam_heimer and I have put together!

Head on over to cryptocurium.com/otv for more details and to sign up!
April 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"Pumpkin Patch Scarecrow" and "Jack O'Lanterns"

Two new Halloween pieces available this coming Friday in multiple colorways!

Both will be available starting this Friday at 6 pm through Sunday ONLY! (4/18-4/20)

Set your alarms, creeps!
April 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
We've got two new Halloween themed reveals coming tomorrow! Here's a sneak peak at one of them, the "Pumpkin Patch Scarecrow," which will be available in a few different colorways. Full details tomorrow!
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wish I could hide in here sometimes.🎃🍂🦇
(Got two new Halloween reveals coming tomorrow!)
April 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My personal interpretation of the figure of Death. Clad in drapery and a medieval style hood, skeletal Death grips a bronze lantern from which a sickly green light issues forth. Death need not carry a scythe as his arrival is inevitable and undeniable.

www.cryptocurium.net/shop/p/death
April 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
A closer look at “Skull Bogie”, included in this year's Order of the Thinned Veil membership packages!

MEMBERSHIPS CLOSE FRIDAY, APRIL 18TH!
www.cryptocurium.com/otv
April 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Set your stasis tube to thaw on April 26th because our annual Alien Day celebration is rearing its ugly head once again!
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Our fully painted "Haunted House" and "Halloween Birthday Boy" are available THIS WEEKEND ONLY!

AVAILABILITY ENDS SUNDAY AT MIDNIGHT
www.cryptocurium.net/shop/p/haunt...
March 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM