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A bottle of vodka labeled “Yaoi handmade vodka. Fujoshi nation.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Me because I can’t bite Lucifer through the screen
The VR shrimp guy saying “Robert it’s pissing me off.”
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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UPON THE LAST DAYYYYYY
A doodle of a little guy with enormous eyes sitting on a chair and crying.
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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VAGGI…
Meme of the dog with its eyes closed.
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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OCD is so stupid because what do you MEAN my OWN THOUGHTS disturb me to the point of ruining my mood. I hope my brain knows that this is who it’s hurting btw:
Meme of a puppy in a prison cell.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Ezekiel loreeeee
(Start of first screenshot) Ezekiel (He/Him) • Born July 14, 1660. Sign: Cancer. • Died 1693 at age 33 after fleeing his home in Salem, Massachusetts over a decade prior. • Transgender man, although he did not know the term for his identity until after his death and arrival in Hell. • Killed his father in self defense after being caught trying on his father's clothes. His father flew into a rage upon seeing him, attempting to rip his clothes off of Ezekiel, causing Ezekiel to panic and hit his father in the head with the nearest heavy object. Once Ezekiel started hitting, however, he found himself unable to stop. • Ezekiel was around 20 when he killed his father and fled the colony. • Ezekiel chose his name because he had always found it beautiful. He did not take long to choose his new name after running away. • He always had a fascination with the Morningstar, although he obviously never- (End of first screenshot) (Start of second screenshot) -Morningstar, although he obviously never spoke of it. (Relevent?): Isaiah 14:12, 1599 Geneva Bible, "How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning? and cut down to the ground, which didst cast lots upon the nations?") • He settled far from home in an abandoned cabin. Despite this, he was eventually hunted down and shot in the throat. He attempted to run from his attackers but ended up on the edge of a cliff overlooking the sea. His body fell into the ocean and was never recovered. Note: The general details of the location remain the same but may differ from real life slightly for Plot Reasons™ lol. • Completely abandoned his already shaky faith in Puritanism after fleeing, instead choosing to focus on the more demonic aspects that the religion so feared. Partially out of curiosity, partially out of pure spite. • Maybe the abandoned cabin was first inhabited by another outcast of Salem who- (End of second screenshot) (Start of third screenshot) -inhabited by another outcast of Salem who conveniently left behind some notes on their demonic findings or something lol still figuring that out. • Sinner appearance: Fish-like, dubbed a "siren" by many not only for his looks but his voice and use of magic. Thick dark cyan hair in a much cleaner bob than the one he cut himself in life. Light blue skin littered with turquoise scales. Gills along the sides of his neck and ribs. Retains his magical top surgery scars from life in his demon form. • Mortal appearance (age 20 and beyond): Short, slender, pale, thick black hair haphazardly cut into a bob, green eyes, strong nose. Did magic top surgery on himself at roughly age 30 but I'm still working out the details of that Imao. • Alastor once called him "Ezzie" while drunk and Ezekiel proceeded to choke on his drink for a solid 30 seconds. Alastor now regularly- (End of third screenshot) (Start of fourth screenshot) • Mortal appearance (age 20 and beyond): Short, slender, pale, thick black hair haphazardly cut into a bob, green eyes, strong nose. Did magic top surgery on himself at roughly age 30 but I'm still working out the details of that Imao. • Alastor once called him "Ezzie" while drunk and Ezekiel proceeded to choke on his drink for a solid 30 seconds. Alastor now regularly calls him that to bully him. Ezekiel will never live it down. • Ezekiel is usually very eloquent, but the first time he met Lucifer face-to-face all he could force out was a meek, "It's an honor, sir." To most this would be fine, if not a bit awkward, to Alastor it was the height of comedy. Ezekiel thinks Alastor should be less cruel, Alastor thinks Ezzie should be less easy to bully. They will never reach an agreement on this. (End of fourth screenshot)
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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This guy has been brewing in my head for weeks and I can no longer keep him contained so EZEKIEL BE UPON YE!!! (see some of his lore in replies!)
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhoteloc #hellaverse #hellaverseoc
Sketches of a character named Ezekiel who was born in 1660 and died in 1693. He is shown in his human form and his demon form. His human form is drawn as a meek-looking man in a flowy shirt. He has a haphazardly cut bob and a strong nose. His demon form shows him looking more confident. His hair is cut much cleaner and he appears more fish-like, with fin-like ears, scales and gills on his neck. Tentacles are shown behind him. A close-up of Ezekiel’s human form. A close-up of Ezekiel’s demon form.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Waow I’m really normal about this (lie)
Drawing of a simplistic rabbit-man with an explosion effect over his crotch.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I fell asleep last night and woke up to the Alastor edit I had on loop still playing on my overheated phone. On a scale of 1-10 how cooked am I?
#hazbinhotel
Meme of the “homophobic” little white dog sitting behind a wine glass.
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I’m standing by him no matter what he does next season I don’t CAAAAAARE‼️‼️‼️‼️
#hazbinhotel #spoilers
A screenshot of human Alastor from Hazbin Hotel licking blood off his fingers. A screenshot of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel upside down in his cuck chair.
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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I see a lot of people saying that the “green” for season 3 represents Alastor, which is obviously a HUGE possibility, but I’m kind of starting to wonder if it’s Zestial. Like he’s obviously an important figure in Hell but we know basically nothing about him…
#hazbinhotel #spoilers
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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I’M SAT
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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HOOOOOOLY SHIT THAT CLIFFHANGER IS EVILLLLLL. On a serious note though what a fucking amazing finale, I already can’t wait to see what season 3 has in store!
#hazbinhotel #spoilers
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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11 hours and 15 minutes till Hazbin
#hazbinhotel
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Waow it’s so cool that all it takes is one person’s opinion to make my moral OCD flare up
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Why’d I just see someone say “Can we all agree that it’s season 1 Valentino we hate and it’s season 2 we stan?” THEY’RE THE SAME CHARACTER THEY’RE LITERALLY THE SAAAAME GUYS IT IS OKAY TO LIKE VILLAINS NOBODY IS GOING TO SMITE YOU!!!
#hazbinhotel
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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The Losin’ Streak sing-along video on YouTube has been marked as “made for kids”? What is YouTube even fucking doing these days man. 😭
#hazbinhotel #spoilers
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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And I’ve never been happier.
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I’ve already posted this like twice today but it’s truly devastating how accurate it is😭
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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LIFE IS WORTH LIVING
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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AND HE CAN’T DO SHIT TO HER BECAUSE OF HIS DEAL WITH ALASTOR THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE SO PEAK
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Vox: You’re apologizing for GENOCIDE with GIFT BASKETS?
Me: Fuuuuck please stop making good points…
#hazbinhotel #spoilers
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM