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31 | she/her, it/its | 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ | coyote | i am literally an animal
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I bounce my leg because I dont have a tail to wag
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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"girlkisser jail" was a failed experiment where the government put all of the girlkissers in one single building and while it was a failure one scientist was quoted saying, "the results were pretty fun to watch"
July 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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It's damn near impossible to get coyote pups to sit still for a family photo.

wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !
March 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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its gay little freak paws Friday
June 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
theyre making coyote work a 10 hour shift at the long day factory today
June 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
the gay animals in the woods drew all over my truck
June 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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i also featured it in this print from last summer i agree it is cool design
June 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
whatre u supposed to do if u order stuff from someone online and never got it? not sure if it just never got sent out to me or if i messed up on my end or what
June 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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May 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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the dogtism experience #eggucart
May 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
getting the time police from Looper (2012) called on me because instead of killing my older self when she got sent back in time we started lezzing out instead
May 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i love coyotes so much
May 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
"if you were forklift certified i'd be makin it shake all over your thingy"
May 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Somebody is me I guess
April 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i love developing healthy thought patterns such as "I don't work hard enough so the Universe is punishing Me Specifically by making my loved ones suffer"
April 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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colored pencils
April 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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"how are you?"

Gwěøęøřřřěō

"mYeah~?"
April 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
you can be wearing very obvious things over your ears and people will still try to talk to you. it vexes me. im terribly vexed.
April 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Cis mech pilot complaining that it's not fair for her to compete against trans woman pilots because they have a biological advantage at being traumatized
April 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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"please bless the poor coyote"
poetry or something. 2025.
April 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
seattle would be a lot cooler with lots of heavy rail lines above the roads like chicago
April 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
question for guitar players:

i want to learn but im left handed, is that going to change what hand i should be strumming with? should i be stringing it differently? i tried to learn right-handed in the past but it never felt like i made any progress, wondering if this is why.
April 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
went 2 my first house show tonight it fucking ruled :333
April 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM