ivy
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31 | she/her, it/its | 🏳️⚧️ ΘΔ | coyote | i am literally an animal
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I bounce my leg because I dont have a tail to wag
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I bounce my leg because I dont have a tail to wag
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"girlkisser jail" was a failed experiment where the government put all of the girlkissers in one single building and while it was a failure one scientist was quoted saying, "the results were pretty fun to watch"
July 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"girlkisser jail" was a failed experiment where the government put all of the girlkissers in one single building and while it was a failure one scientist was quoted saying, "the results were pretty fun to watch"
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It's damn near impossible to get coyote pups to sit still for a family photo.
wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !
wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !
March 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It's damn near impossible to get coyote pups to sit still for a family photo.
wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !
wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !
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its gay little freak paws Friday
June 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
its gay little freak paws Friday
theyre making coyote work a 10 hour shift at the long day factory today
June 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
theyre making coyote work a 10 hour shift at the long day factory today
the gay animals in the woods drew all over my truck
June 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the gay animals in the woods drew all over my truck
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i also featured it in this print from last summer i agree it is cool design
June 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i also featured it in this print from last summer i agree it is cool design
whatre u supposed to do if u order stuff from someone online and never got it? not sure if it just never got sent out to me or if i messed up on my end or what
June 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
whatre u supposed to do if u order stuff from someone online and never got it? not sure if it just never got sent out to me or if i messed up on my end or what
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![An orange, white and black poster promoting “species transitioning” with a small card in the top left corner that reads “EXPERIENCES”.
Below is a list of “personal accounts”, first being a silhouette of an anthro fox
“‘—‘, FOX, 24
"I think... I'm really glad with my results from this treatment. I've spent so long wishing to become this version of myself, and i never actually thought any of this could be real... I still remember me and my friends' reaction to the headline claiming 'they did it. there's this new medicine. [.] No, I don't have any regrets with this. I wish they were able to invent the stuff sooner.””
The second account has a picture of the silhouette anthro wolf
“‘—‘, WOLF, 32”
"These last few years have been amazing. They don't tell you how good any of this actually feels watching your body shift overtime I...] Nothing compares. I can't recommend it enough. My mate and I are planning on going all the way, we think."“
The third account has a silhouette of a feral coyote
“‘—‘, COYOTE, —
"WWRRAAWRRFF.. RAERRWR-RRRRARR,
RRRRRERRRR WWRRARRRRR WRRGHF.
RRRRR!…”
Text below reads “*some info redacted as per personal request.”
Further below is text that says “ CHANGE TODAY - 555-0184”
The background features solid white trees and an orange sky.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vu26ljcc2fzyvbxactxkx2wt/bafkreiczghtnvammdn4ddrwxojwehb7qtde5zz55n4lf5zgyafi4aptzcm@jpeg)
getting the time police from Looper (2012) called on me because instead of killing my older self when she got sent back in time we started lezzing out instead
May 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
getting the time police from Looper (2012) called on me because instead of killing my older self when she got sent back in time we started lezzing out instead
"if you were forklift certified i'd be makin it shake all over your thingy"
May 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"if you were forklift certified i'd be makin it shake all over your thingy"
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Somebody is me I guess
April 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Somebody is me I guess
i love developing healthy thought patterns such as "I don't work hard enough so the Universe is punishing Me Specifically by making my loved ones suffer"
April 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
i love developing healthy thought patterns such as "I don't work hard enough so the Universe is punishing Me Specifically by making my loved ones suffer"
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"how are you?"
Gwěøęøřřřěō
"mYeah~?"
Gwěøęøřřřěō
"mYeah~?"
April 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"how are you?"
Gwěøęøřřřěō
"mYeah~?"
Gwěøęøřřřěō
"mYeah~?"
you can be wearing very obvious things over your ears and people will still try to talk to you. it vexes me. im terribly vexed.
April 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
you can be wearing very obvious things over your ears and people will still try to talk to you. it vexes me. im terribly vexed.
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Cis mech pilot complaining that it's not fair for her to compete against trans woman pilots because they have a biological advantage at being traumatized
April 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Cis mech pilot complaining that it's not fair for her to compete against trans woman pilots because they have a biological advantage at being traumatized
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"please bless the poor coyote"
poetry or something. 2025.
poetry or something. 2025.
April 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"please bless the poor coyote"
poetry or something. 2025.
poetry or something. 2025.
seattle would be a lot cooler with lots of heavy rail lines above the roads like chicago
April 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
seattle would be a lot cooler with lots of heavy rail lines above the roads like chicago
question for guitar players:
i want to learn but im left handed, is that going to change what hand i should be strumming with? should i be stringing it differently? i tried to learn right-handed in the past but it never felt like i made any progress, wondering if this is why.
i want to learn but im left handed, is that going to change what hand i should be strumming with? should i be stringing it differently? i tried to learn right-handed in the past but it never felt like i made any progress, wondering if this is why.
April 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
question for guitar players:
i want to learn but im left handed, is that going to change what hand i should be strumming with? should i be stringing it differently? i tried to learn right-handed in the past but it never felt like i made any progress, wondering if this is why.
i want to learn but im left handed, is that going to change what hand i should be strumming with? should i be stringing it differently? i tried to learn right-handed in the past but it never felt like i made any progress, wondering if this is why.
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went 2 my first house show tonight it fucking ruled :333
April 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
went 2 my first house show tonight it fucking ruled :333