Being an old does suck in some ways, but being old enough to remember a time before Pumpkin Spice feels like an evolutionary advantage.

Scientists announce a new synthetic mineral called Roganite. It’s made by taking bullshit and injecting it with testosterone.

I don’t know much, but I know it took me way too many years to realize the golf brand is NOT pronounced “titly-ist”

I like to imagine there’s a tiny little office inside my air purifier, full of employees doing various mundane things related to the efficient and quiet cleaning of my air. And every time I rock a giant bong rip, there’s a FLURRY of emails.

The final battle between good and evil will take place in a Popeyes parking lot

Whackers gonna whack, yo

And a very Michigan morning to you, madam.

Red, White & Blue Land sounds like a failed amusement park venture backed by Gary Busey and shuttered due to too many 11 year-olds getting launched to their deaths by the “Freedom Blaster” ride.

True facts about truth.

Bigfoot here. You found me, congrats. This is now officially my only social since all others have been swallowed whole by the oligarchy.

Who knows what manner of nonsense I’ll be posting here. For now: a selfie apropos of nothing. 🍻

They not only want civil unrest they need it

It’s how they get to invoking the Insurrection Act

That’s crucial to the rest of their plans laid out in P2025

We're about to see how much rebel blood still runs through our veins

It's civil war or the end of democracy
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