CryptidCouture
@cryptidcouture.bsky.social
probably surrounded by animals at any given time
someone is shooting off fireworks
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
someone is shooting off fireworks
my polling place had two stickers to choose from >:3€
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
my polling place had two stickers to choose from >:3€
well well well
isnt it the consequences of his actions
isnt it the consequences of his actions
August 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
well well well
isnt it the consequences of his actions
isnt it the consequences of his actions
just look at him
August 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
just look at him
my apartment: hey we fixed your leak!
*24 hours later*
my building : lol they only fixed SOME of the leak im still going to leak EVERYWHERE
*24 hours later*
my building : lol they only fixed SOME of the leak im still going to leak EVERYWHERE
June 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
my apartment: hey we fixed your leak!
*24 hours later*
my building : lol they only fixed SOME of the leak im still going to leak EVERYWHERE
*24 hours later*
my building : lol they only fixed SOME of the leak im still going to leak EVERYWHERE
two sides of the same idiot
June 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
two sides of the same idiot
why are they looking at me like i told them they have to lay with each other
this was a choice on their own behalf
this was a choice on their own behalf
June 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
why are they looking at me like i told them they have to lay with each other
this was a choice on their own behalf
this was a choice on their own behalf
bought a new bag of cat food
came with big kibble nugget
came with big kibble nugget
May 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
bought a new bag of cat food
came with big kibble nugget
came with big kibble nugget
my music tastes are erratic
April 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my music tastes are erratic
lmao i look so fucking dead
April 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
lmao i look so fucking dead
i was excited for summer hoping wed get to start doing creative grooms again but i guess not
i wish i gave you a hug goodbye on thursday
i wish i gave you a hug goodbye on thursday
April 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i was excited for summer hoping wed get to start doing creative grooms again but i guess not
i wish i gave you a hug goodbye on thursday
i wish i gave you a hug goodbye on thursday
pouring one out for miss tiffany today, she passed away last night due to heart failure
i saw her just two days ago and she seemed just as happy and healthy as always getting the news shes gone hit me like a truck
i cant believe ill never get to groom her again, ill miss you tiffany
i saw her just two days ago and she seemed just as happy and healthy as always getting the news shes gone hit me like a truck
i cant believe ill never get to groom her again, ill miss you tiffany
April 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
pouring one out for miss tiffany today, she passed away last night due to heart failure
i saw her just two days ago and she seemed just as happy and healthy as always getting the news shes gone hit me like a truck
i cant believe ill never get to groom her again, ill miss you tiffany
i saw her just two days ago and she seemed just as happy and healthy as always getting the news shes gone hit me like a truck
i cant believe ill never get to groom her again, ill miss you tiffany
my hands are cold
April 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
my hands are cold
MY PHOTO DIDN’T SEND
April 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
MY PHOTO DIDN’T SEND