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alek
@cryptidaleksei.bsky.social
gay. trans. cryptid. he/him.
I rant about life and occasionally bake, sew, knit, and draw things.
I preferred it when my neighbors didn't care about new years. 🙄 Its just the same shit different day.
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
When the main breaker box at work catches fire and nearly explodes.

In other news, I can sleep in tomorrow.
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The duality of axolotl
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
July 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Lost a friend today, always going to miss you buddy.
April 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Had a picnic next to the river today.
March 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What do I name my butch lesbian half orc, who is a barbarian sorcerer multi-class?
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Just casually sitting in the bathroom with partner, roomie, 2 dogs, and 2 cats reading best of redditor updates while the tornado makes it way past us.
February 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Took my partner to their doctor appointment. Doc asked if I was the parent. Like damn. Anything to not acknowledge gay couples I guess.
February 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Taxes completed, I gave the government all the information they already had, and now I collect $102.
February 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The cat distribution system is trying to target me but I can't. Sweet little guy is meowing non-stop at our door. We are trying to find someone or a shelter to take him.
January 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Well shit we got a tiny bit of snow.
January 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
How I feel about work.
January 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My snickerdoodle cheesecake for my family's get together tomorrow. It smells great and the batter tasted amazing so should be pretty good.
December 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Roomies birthday today. Made them dulce de leche brownies with chocolate syrup and whip cream.
December 15, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I have completed the trans masc stereotype of being forklift certified.
December 4, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Dinner tonight is silver turtles. Inside is chicken, sausage, potatoes, and carrots. Of course everything is absolutely coated in seasoning.
November 16, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by alek
Somebody gimme somethin to make a dumb doodle of
November 11, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Partner's b-day cake. Coconut cake with banana cream cheese frosting. Not the prettiest but mighty tasty.
November 9, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Could use a rage room right about now.
November 7, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Love a good bon fire.
November 2, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Hmmm banana bread.
November 2, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I made cake.
April 15, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I just wanted to walk my dogs, not talk to a jehovah witness.
March 2, 2024 at 5:41 PM