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He/Him. Millennial. Political insanity. Funny stuff and other randomness I get a laugh at. (NSFW)
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Jesús fucking Christ. Full Nazi salute in day one sounds about right
January 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Jesús fucking Christ. Full Nazi salute in day one sounds about right
Another funnel for the right to feed slop to ignorant morons a few seconds at a time. Social media is a mistake and has become too powerful and influential.
January 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Another funnel for the right to feed slop to ignorant morons a few seconds at a time. Social media is a mistake and has become too powerful and influential.
The worst humans live the longest. If there is a just god( or one at all) this pile of shit will drop dead tomorrow in front of the whole country.
January 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The worst humans live the longest. If there is a just god( or one at all) this pile of shit will drop dead tomorrow in front of the whole country.
Well that’s cause America is still deeply racist. Segregation was 70 ish years ago and we pretend like we’re far removed from those deep roots soo many American families have spent generations cultivating and we pretend like we just dug them all up and moved on with the passing of legislature.
January 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Well that’s cause America is still deeply racist. Segregation was 70 ish years ago and we pretend like we’re far removed from those deep roots soo many American families have spent generations cultivating and we pretend like we just dug them all up and moved on with the passing of legislature.
Idk how well it works on tape measures and dicks but using a dry erase marker scribbled over it hard and then wiped away take per meant marker off most thing.
January 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Idk how well it works on tape measures and dicks but using a dry erase marker scribbled over it hard and then wiped away take per meant marker off most thing.
Should have just name it Eric then.
January 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Should have just name it Eric then.
Dudes not applying to be a cohost on Fox it’s to be fucking Sec Def. of the most powerful military in the planet. It’s not high and mighty it’s the level needed to be on to perform this duty at a standard befitting what we once stood for. Jesus butt fucking Christ this station will be the end of US
January 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Dudes not applying to be a cohost on Fox it’s to be fucking Sec Def. of the most powerful military in the planet. It’s not high and mighty it’s the level needed to be on to perform this duty at a standard befitting what we once stood for. Jesus butt fucking Christ this station will be the end of US
They’re going to try and make her their Taylor Swift. That still bothers Trump so much a woman much wealthier than him doesn’t like him at all. So he needs his version. Which yea I could her being the much worse version of Tswift
January 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
They’re going to try and make her their Taylor Swift. That still bothers Trump so much a woman much wealthier than him doesn’t like him at all. So he needs his version. Which yea I could her being the much worse version of Tswift
No see where that differs is that in Idiocracy they saw a problem and actually listened to the smartest man in the room on how to solve it. I’d rather Camacho than Trump. They weren’t evil just ignorant. These people are evil and ignorant. Now how society is though is pretty accurate.
January 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
No see where that differs is that in Idiocracy they saw a problem and actually listened to the smartest man in the room on how to solve it. I’d rather Camacho than Trump. They weren’t evil just ignorant. These people are evil and ignorant. Now how society is though is pretty accurate.
When you just change the word to what they really mean. It all makes more sense.
January 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When you just change the word to what they really mean. It all makes more sense.
I work in restaurants and see plenty of allergy business cards. They’re actually very handy and I can give it directly to whomever is making your meal. Sometimes things get lost when servers have to rewrite it on the ticket. I suggest getting them, they’ll do exactly what you’re asking for.
January 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I work in restaurants and see plenty of allergy business cards. They’re actually very handy and I can give it directly to whomever is making your meal. Sometimes things get lost when servers have to rewrite it on the ticket. I suggest getting them, they’ll do exactly what you’re asking for.
The mistake made back then was not letting the colonies perish.
January 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The mistake made back then was not letting the colonies perish.
Look as much as I agree with you the line for unfit to hold office was crossed in November with Shitler (way back in 2016 if you ask me but here we are) You’re bringing logic and common sense into a fight fought without logic or common sense. If these morons had either they wouldn’t be republicans.
January 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Look as much as I agree with you the line for unfit to hold office was crossed in November with Shitler (way back in 2016 if you ask me but here we are) You’re bringing logic and common sense into a fight fought without logic or common sense. If these morons had either they wouldn’t be republicans.
You’re missing a step the violence at the protests they will absolutely start, the cascading affect of violence in return and the eventual declaration of marshal law is the end goal. Step one in turning a country into a dictatorship is consolidating power and to do that here they need marshal law.
January 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You’re missing a step the violence at the protests they will absolutely start, the cascading affect of violence in return and the eventual declaration of marshal law is the end goal. Step one in turning a country into a dictatorship is consolidating power and to do that here they need marshal law.
Trump cabinet pick incoming in 3…2…1…
January 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Trump cabinet pick incoming in 3…2…1…
Because listening to scientists and those who have been spending years researching things and have a vast wealth of knowledge on a specific subject is un-American. Also less cars stuck in traffic means less time refueling which equals less time at the pump which is less money for oil companies
January 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Because listening to scientists and those who have been spending years researching things and have a vast wealth of knowledge on a specific subject is un-American. Also less cars stuck in traffic means less time refueling which equals less time at the pump which is less money for oil companies
What is the one thing America truly lacks? A spine.
January 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What is the one thing America truly lacks? A spine.
If the blue states won’t receive federal aid, then we’ll bankrupt red states by withholding federal taxes. Blue states make our GDP, red state scream about entitlement programs while being the largest benefactor of federal subsidies and programs. Fuck it tank the country, blue states will survive.
January 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If the blue states won’t receive federal aid, then we’ll bankrupt red states by withholding federal taxes. Blue states make our GDP, red state scream about entitlement programs while being the largest benefactor of federal subsidies and programs. Fuck it tank the country, blue states will survive.
Religion has always been about control. Always has been always will be. It’s the greatest lie man ever pulled on itself is, religion is good because shortly after its creations and greatest atrocities throughout history have then carried out in its name.
January 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Religion has always been about control. Always has been always will be. It’s the greatest lie man ever pulled on itself is, religion is good because shortly after its creations and greatest atrocities throughout history have then carried out in its name.
The more and more we move on past Election Day the more and more I’ve noticed the spinelessness of the Democratic Party. I’m still blue through and through but god damn drop the fucking decorum and act like this isn’t normal. No living president should attend. It’d send a real message.
January 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The more and more we move on past Election Day the more and more I’ve noticed the spinelessness of the Democratic Party. I’m still blue through and through but god damn drop the fucking decorum and act like this isn’t normal. No living president should attend. It’d send a real message.