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cryptcaster.bsky.social
Court mandated vasectomy
@cryptcaster.bsky.social
Dragon Age - Book Wyrm - active BDSM switch 🔞
Im fully healed (moved onto obsessing over another 40 year old woman)
June 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
This shit turns your pussy into a fucking faucet.
June 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Men really have a 6th sense when you're finally over them, then they pull up at your door with flowers they should have given you in February.
June 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I dont want stability i want platform sandals.
June 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
100 babies vs 1 hot car
May 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Adding monoco theme to the sex playlist
May 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
How I feel pulling my leggings up to my ribcage.
April 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ive been infecting my friends with tiny plastic creatures I buy online and it's bringing my endless joy.
April 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I made it when I was like 8 😭
April 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Can the pollen fucking not
April 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Art by • Brian Froud
April 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Happy Passover to those who celebrate
April 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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January 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
All my laid off government employee friends keep inviting me to happy hours on weekday evenings. Sorry girl I have employment in the morning.
April 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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An old doodle of Bobby vibin in his 30's. Pure self indulgence.
December 3, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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Old hairstyle studies for Elric of Melniboné. Which one best suits the albino prince?
April 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"Non essentials" I will never cheap out on are

1. Bedding
2. Shoes
3. Hair care

It's honestly been life changing.
April 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Art by • Yoshitaka Amano
April 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Omg I drew this a few weeks ago and totally forgot to post it!

More alien babe 🌙
April 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If they download a messaging app for you it means they like you
April 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Also FINALLY got to step on someone in my stilettos that was so fun.
March 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Being kinky is never being able to answer the question "what did you do this weekend?" At work.

Also never taking your hoodie off.
March 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Last night I learned I like nipple torture.
March 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Kind of want to put all my parking tickets in a scrap book
March 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM