They cut me an hour early bc business was really slow

So many wonderful opportunities for posing this little Italian minx

Once I was going through one of those big circular full-body scanners and I told the technician "just so you know, I have a vagina 😐", but he selected "male" on the screen anyway and it let me through with no problems, so I'm not sure why the sex options even exist

A bit obnoxious but not incorrect. Celebrating dead soldiers with parades and barbecues means treating military deaths as honorable or heroic.
One day, little Braydon, you too can die for Exxon Mobile and they will sing your name in the streets.

Me when I want my breeding kink to sound noble

The snake eating its own ass or something like that

That makes more sense, thanks

Any and all points made by this are negated by the ai slop crowd

Yeah ik it was just a joke

Jeff VanderMeer softlaunching his fursona

Real men ride horses that shit brown and bleed red

I had a nightmare that I went to college and the only two food options were buffalo wings or pizza topped with human meat, and someone had just eaten the last wing

Y'all will do backflips to not call a trans woman "she"

If it's never written, they never will be

You should write erotic self-insert fan fiction about Dr Pepper

This man out here spending Kling credits on elf slop instead of paying child support

No pls it was fifty dollars