female rage enthusiast
@cryfartscream.bsky.social
grunting begrudgingly
Green Day, if you're reading this, i just want you to know that it's October 1st and i'm awake. thank you Green Day.
October 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Green Day, if you're reading this, i just want you to know that it's October 1st and i'm awake. thank you Green Day.
if i die before my wife, i'd want to be cremated and i wouldn't want my ashes spread anywhere. i'd just want to be in an urn that she can bring anywhere she goes so i can stay with her.
September 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
if i die before my wife, i'd want to be cremated and i wouldn't want my ashes spread anywhere. i'd just want to be in an urn that she can bring anywhere she goes so i can stay with her.
don't watch Elio if you have abandonment issues. I REPEAT: DO *NOT* WATCH ELIO IF YOU HAVE ABANDONMENT ISSUES.
September 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
don't watch Elio if you have abandonment issues. I REPEAT: DO *NOT* WATCH ELIO IF YOU HAVE ABANDONMENT ISSUES.
the worst person you know: "I turned out okay"
September 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
the worst person you know: "I turned out okay"
content idea: you play stardew valley with your therapist and they psychoanalyze you through the choices you make in the game
September 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
content idea: you play stardew valley with your therapist and they psychoanalyze you through the choices you make in the game
content idea: streamer does a walkthrough of their ex's favorite mind games
September 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
content idea: streamer does a walkthrough of their ex's favorite mind games
if someone figures out how to make dogs live as long as humans after my lifetime, i hope someone brings me back from the dead
September 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
if someone figures out how to make dogs live as long as humans after my lifetime, i hope someone brings me back from the dead
if anyone ever tells me i just haven't found the right man, imma exercise my american right to go to the gun store. 🇺🇸🦅😤
August 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
if anyone ever tells me i just haven't found the right man, imma exercise my american right to go to the gun store. 🇺🇸🦅😤
for everything that has gone wrong and continues to go wrong in this world, i sure am glad that the universe conspired to bring dogs and humans together.
August 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
for everything that has gone wrong and continues to go wrong in this world, i sure am glad that the universe conspired to bring dogs and humans together.
my wife: *points out the flaw in my plan*
me: *does my plan anyway*
*plan doesn't work*
my wife: see?
me:
me: *does my plan anyway*
*plan doesn't work*
my wife: see?
me:
August 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
my wife: *points out the flaw in my plan*
me: *does my plan anyway*
*plan doesn't work*
my wife: see?
me:
me: *does my plan anyway*
*plan doesn't work*
my wife: see?
me:
when she wears a low cut top
August 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
when she wears a low cut top
back to school this, back to school that. how about you back that azz up?
August 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
back to school this, back to school that. how about you back that azz up?
News: American beats up pickpocket in Italy
Every single American:
Every single American:
August 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
News: American beats up pickpocket in Italy
Every single American:
Every single American:
when you check your bank account and that direct deposit hits
August 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
when you check your bank account and that direct deposit hits
isn't it crazy how the act of catching a fish is called 'fishing', but the act of catching these hands is called 'a fireable offense'?
August 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
isn't it crazy how the act of catching a fish is called 'fishing', but the act of catching these hands is called 'a fireable offense'?
for lent, i'm giving up
March 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
for lent, i'm giving up
i haven't ran like i just did for the bus this morning. i probably ran like 100 feet but i feel like i just did the pacer test. 😩
March 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i haven't ran like i just did for the bus this morning. i probably ran like 100 feet but i feel like i just did the pacer test. 😩
you know you're getting old when you start to care about pbs.
March 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
you know you're getting old when you start to care about pbs.
la vida! where you been, loca?
March 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
la vida! where you been, loca?
you know you're an adult when you can't get past the first 10 minutes of the Disney animated film Tarzan.
February 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you know you're an adult when you can't get past the first 10 minutes of the Disney animated film Tarzan.
just. one. more. guitar.
February 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
just. one. more. guitar.
going to celebrate valentine's day by taking a break from being a hater*
*exception: work
*exception: work
February 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
going to celebrate valentine's day by taking a break from being a hater*
*exception: work
*exception: work
i think valentine's day should be a world-wide holiday. a day off to show employers' love for their workers or, at the very least, their labor. a day for people to practice self-love, or spend the day with a loved one.
February 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i think valentine's day should be a world-wide holiday. a day off to show employers' love for their workers or, at the very least, their labor. a day for people to practice self-love, or spend the day with a loved one.
egg frittata is not given enough recognition for being the delicious egg dish that it is
February 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
egg frittata is not given enough recognition for being the delicious egg dish that it is