Surely Miyoshi is dead in the water after he played yesterday?

Could be worse, it could have been Bing

A friend on his GCSE German exam forgot how to say unhappy and went with “Ich bin nicht gemuse” which is “I am not vegetables.” Technically correct

This can’t be real??

We look like a team that lost it’s manager after the transfer window has shut with a new manager who apparently hasn’t watched any of them play

I would guess it’s because they would crystallise the £140m loss the club owes them as debt. I can’t see them getting a big enough price for the club to cover it (Burnley cost £170m as a PL club) so only way they get that back is by hoping we luck into a promotion without having to invest much more

Missing Tronstad massively, far too open

It’s 4.5 years to the election, just get on with doing their actual jobs and stop carping

Smithers, this reminds me of the fat man I used to ride to work

Glad we’re on the right side of a decision for a change but the refereeing in the Championship is abysmal