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crustyashell
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Blue dot in a very red state. I love to laugh, have a quirky sense of humor. I will resist that orange anal fissure and his minions til my last breath.
Chaos and anarchy reign supreme. I'm fucking over it.
February 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm really not enjoying this goddamned revenge tour.
January 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Three days in, and I'm fucking exhausted. My God.
January 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I. Hate. Everything.
January 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ALWAYS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
January 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I can't decide if it's a good or bad thing that I quit drinking.
January 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm fucking sick to my stomach today. I can't imagine why.
January 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Worst Monday ever.
January 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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This asshole had no issues with cold when he was inciting a goddamn insurrection...
January 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Four years of utter horseshit. Good god. I wish I was in a fucking coma. 😒
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I can't even imagine surviving the next four years. My God.
January 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I see the porn bots have arrived over here. 🙄
January 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The only agenda the Republicunts have is to literally destroy every fucking thing.
January 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Well, here comes four years of utter fucking stupidity, yet again. Thanks morons.
January 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I’m re-sharing this again as I have new followers. It’s an eye catching lead to the post, but it is an issue of utmost importance to me. As you can imagine. Please re-share the below post as well. If you like. Thank you! 🙏
Have you ever been stabbed in the heart? Like literally? Well… I have. It was the pericardium actually, and it was with a needle. But awake and without anesthesia! 😳 For real! You can read a little more about it in one of the updates described here:
I've added a new update to my GoFundMe Campaign.

I know how it can feel like you’re attaching your identity to my cause. But, in this season of giving and giving thanks, it’s okay to show that you’re care. So, feel free to share!

www.gofundme.com/f/surgery-li...
December 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I'm just going to try to enjoy the next month as much as possible , because shit is going to get real bad, real fucking fast.
December 11, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Every morning I wake up and I think, I cannot believe we're fucking doing this shit again.
December 6, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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It’s infuriating that millions of Americans prefer batshit crazy over competence.
December 4, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I'm so glad Hunter got pardoned!!
December 2, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Happy Thanksgiving!!
November 28, 2024 at 2:37 PM
America should be so fucking proud of itself. My God. 🙄
November 26, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Well, Chuck Woolery, at least I'll always have my memory of you insulting me on twatter by calling me a liberal and then blocking me.
November 24, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Good morning, good people. At least today is Friday. Small victories.
November 22, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Just trying to survive til 2028, man.
November 20, 2024 at 12:47 AM