If it's between you and the car being a total loss I'd rather it be the car 🙅🏼

I'm still so glad you're ok because that's terrifying

But also he would love all the attention. Everyone would have to sit down so he could move amongst laps unrestricted

😭

LMAOOOO

For the people doing this, not you

Straight to jail

I have a surprise

Soooo relatable- I literally have one job to do tonight (make a card that I need for a coworker tomorrow) and being so overwhelmed by doing the thing I genuinely like doing (making art for people) that I'm on Bluesky with anxiety instead

My life is picking up a bowl to put in the sink, noticing my sponge sucks and I need to buy new one, realizing I don't know where I put my wallet, trying to use my tile to ping it but it's got a dead battery, going to get a battery only to end up reorganizing my junk drawer while holding the bowl 😩

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