Crusader Crustacean
@crusadercrustacean.bsky.social
Insert D'ev in the Yamcha crater pose here
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Insert D'ev in the Yamcha crater pose here
It helps that he has such good friends to spend his eternity with, right, Tisander?
Tisander, why are you looking at me like that?
Tisander, I'm sorry for tricking you into going to that bathhouse that one time, please put the sword down, Tisander
Tisander, why are you looking at me like that?
Tisander, I'm sorry for tricking you into going to that bathhouse that one time, please put the sword down, Tisander
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It helps that he has such good friends to spend his eternity with, right, Tisander?
Tisander, why are you looking at me like that?
Tisander, I'm sorry for tricking you into going to that bathhouse that one time, please put the sword down, Tisander
Tisander, why are you looking at me like that?
Tisander, I'm sorry for tricking you into going to that bathhouse that one time, please put the sword down, Tisander
Counter-point: you know how Hermes absolutely lost his marbles after living through eons? Tisander is just the Azem that's absolutely fed up with the world, but is too powerful and "unfortunately" lucky to get shuffled off this mortal coil
December 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Counter-point: you know how Hermes absolutely lost his marbles after living through eons? Tisander is just the Azem that's absolutely fed up with the world, but is too powerful and "unfortunately" lucky to get shuffled off this mortal coil
Truly, we support our wife's rights, and her wrongs as well
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Truly, we support our wife's rights, and her wrongs as well
Yeah? What'd they give you?
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Yeah? What'd they give you?
I'm screaming with you over both of them as well
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm screaming with you over both of them as well
I'm shaking Medea and a morally ambiguous Ifritah emphatically towards you
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm shaking Medea and a morally ambiguous Ifritah emphatically towards you
Nah, the mullet goes hard, rock that shit wherever you go
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Nah, the mullet goes hard, rock that shit wherever you go
This, but Medea
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This, but Medea
She looks awesome, amazing job, Saff
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
She looks awesome, amazing job, Saff
The masses are clamoring for Her™️
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The masses are clamoring for Her™️
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October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Nah, I getcha there. I got lucky with dating apps once, but now it just feels kinda uncanny to me to make such a significant connection between people like that. I meant the focus targeting as a goof
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Nah, I getcha there. I got lucky with dating apps once, but now it just feels kinda uncanny to me to make such a significant connection between people like that. I meant the focus targeting as a goof
What's wrong with focus targeting the gays?
October 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
What's wrong with focus targeting the gays?
Why not some more Ifritah?
September 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why not some more Ifritah?
Absolute banger title. I think it might still be floating around my house somewhere
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Absolute banger title. I think it might still be floating around my house somewhere
I had a Batman (2004) spelling game that I played the hell out of. There were only three levels, I think, but I must've played through them like 100 times
September 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I had a Batman (2004) spelling game that I played the hell out of. There were only three levels, I think, but I must've played through them like 100 times
That's a shame, but hey, even a minor victory is still a victory. Good job
August 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
That's a shame, but hey, even a minor victory is still a victory. Good job
Did it go your way?
August 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Did it go your way?
You gotta ponder the orb
August 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You gotta ponder the orb
Like a crumpled paper ball
August 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Like a crumpled paper ball
Sick as hell, we love to see it
August 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sick as hell, we love to see it
Goddamn, the sauce in that image
August 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Goddamn, the sauce in that image