Crunchyboyyyyy
@crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social
Catte
He/Him/His
'97
Anti-Fascist and my cats are too.
He/Him/His
'97
Anti-Fascist and my cats are too.
Deep Sea Creature
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Deep Sea Creature
Introducing Windows 12 where we just straight up leak your address to the federal government and they fucking KILL YOU
August 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Introducing Windows 12 where we just straight up leak your address to the federal government and they fucking KILL YOU
@commercialcult.bsky.social throwback post to my baby figgy
July 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
@commercialcult.bsky.social throwback post to my baby figgy
Heads up, the Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now. (That's just where he lives)
July 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Heads up, the Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now. (That's just where he lives)
These "hands free" laws are fuckin' stupid as shit, and are clearly intended to stop people from recording traffic stops for their own safety.
What do you MEAN I can't have my phone on my lap - you motherfuckers have an entire fuckin' LAPTOP in your cruisers.
What do you MEAN I can't have my phone on my lap - you motherfuckers have an entire fuckin' LAPTOP in your cruisers.
July 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
These "hands free" laws are fuckin' stupid as shit, and are clearly intended to stop people from recording traffic stops for their own safety.
What do you MEAN I can't have my phone on my lap - you motherfuckers have an entire fuckin' LAPTOP in your cruisers.
What do you MEAN I can't have my phone on my lap - you motherfuckers have an entire fuckin' LAPTOP in your cruisers.
I smimffe youe rq
July 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I smimffe youe rq
Wellp. Since Palantir is apparently live and operational, I just wanna say Fuck Israel, Fuck ICE, fuck Donald Trump and Fuck Peter Thiel.
Come black bag me, fed boys.
Come black bag me, fed boys.
July 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wellp. Since Palantir is apparently live and operational, I just wanna say Fuck Israel, Fuck ICE, fuck Donald Trump and Fuck Peter Thiel.
Come black bag me, fed boys.
Come black bag me, fed boys.
Just saw someone call Pete Hegseth "Kegsbreath," lmfaooooo
June 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just saw someone call Pete Hegseth "Kegsbreath," lmfaooooo
Goddamn that post-ugly-crying drunk mental breakdown hitting different today
June 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Goddamn that post-ugly-crying drunk mental breakdown hitting different today
Haven't posted just straight up cat content in a while. Here y'all go.
June 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Haven't posted just straight up cat content in a while. Here y'all go.
So they found the identity of the miserable little worm who killed Melissa Hortman and her husband, turns out he was-
Lemme just check my notes here-...
Ah, yes. A republican christo-fascist death cultist. So, the usual suspects.
Lemme just check my notes here-...
Ah, yes. A republican christo-fascist death cultist. So, the usual suspects.
June 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So they found the identity of the miserable little worm who killed Melissa Hortman and her husband, turns out he was-
Lemme just check my notes here-...
Ah, yes. A republican christo-fascist death cultist. So, the usual suspects.
Lemme just check my notes here-...
Ah, yes. A republican christo-fascist death cultist. So, the usual suspects.
Wellp, they struck Iran.
That's fine, I didn't want to live to 30 anyway.
That's fine, I didn't want to live to 30 anyway.
June 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Wellp, they struck Iran.
That's fine, I didn't want to live to 30 anyway.
That's fine, I didn't want to live to 30 anyway.
Hey so do y'all remember that viral ALLAHU AKBAR sound from the 2010's??
Yeah, that guy in that video was probably just some normal dude. Allahu Akbar has different translations, like "God is Great," or "God Almighty".
Or "OH MY GOD-" because the US just dropped a JDAM on my apartment.
Yeah, that guy in that video was probably just some normal dude. Allahu Akbar has different translations, like "God is Great," or "God Almighty".
Or "OH MY GOD-" because the US just dropped a JDAM on my apartment.
June 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hey so do y'all remember that viral ALLAHU AKBAR sound from the 2010's??
Yeah, that guy in that video was probably just some normal dude. Allahu Akbar has different translations, like "God is Great," or "God Almighty".
Or "OH MY GOD-" because the US just dropped a JDAM on my apartment.
Yeah, that guy in that video was probably just some normal dude. Allahu Akbar has different translations, like "God is Great," or "God Almighty".
Or "OH MY GOD-" because the US just dropped a JDAM on my apartment.
A murder of crows
A school of fish
A gander of geese
A u-haul of nazis
A school of fish
A gander of geese
A u-haul of nazis
May 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
A murder of crows
A school of fish
A gander of geese
A u-haul of nazis
A school of fish
A gander of geese
A u-haul of nazis
Christian Nationalists be like "the Quran is barbaric and completely incompatible with western society"
Like bro your book commands that people who wear polyester be stoned to death in a public square what are we even talking about here
Like bro your book commands that people who wear polyester be stoned to death in a public square what are we even talking about here
May 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Christian Nationalists be like "the Quran is barbaric and completely incompatible with western society"
Like bro your book commands that people who wear polyester be stoned to death in a public square what are we even talking about here
Like bro your book commands that people who wear polyester be stoned to death in a public square what are we even talking about here
Normalize walking around and fartin', Gorillas be doing that shit so much that researchers literally can track a troupe of gorillas by flatulence.
May 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Normalize walking around and fartin', Gorillas be doing that shit so much that researchers literally can track a troupe of gorillas by flatulence.
Also also here's The Beast
May 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Also also here's The Beast
Autocomplete is doing some heavy lifting right now for me, holy heck.
May 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Autocomplete is doing some heavy lifting right now for me, holy heck.
And now, back to the time-honored tradition of getting utterly shitfaced while I still can, knowing full well I'm either going to die in a foreign gulag or be murdered in the street by the Gestapo for not quietly consenting to fascist bullshit.
Or, I'll be pleasantly surprised when I die at 80.
Or, I'll be pleasantly surprised when I die at 80.
May 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
And now, back to the time-honored tradition of getting utterly shitfaced while I still can, knowing full well I'm either going to die in a foreign gulag or be murdered in the street by the Gestapo for not quietly consenting to fascist bullshit.
Or, I'll be pleasantly surprised when I die at 80.
Or, I'll be pleasantly surprised when I die at 80.
"How much did I cost, papa?"
Iunno like $12.99, you're inbred.
"Hehe I luv bread"
Iunno like $12.99, you're inbred.
"Hehe I luv bread"
May 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"How much did I cost, papa?"
Iunno like $12.99, you're inbred.
"Hehe I luv bread"
Iunno like $12.99, you're inbred.
"Hehe I luv bread"
Also how the fuck does anyone on this God-forsaken planet not believe in GERM THEORY
LIKE- W-
Y-
WE CAN FUCKING SEE THEM! WE CAN OBSERVE THE WEIRD LITTLE GUYS THROUGH MICROSCOPES!!!
What's their counter argument, just "nuh-uh"?!
LIKE- W-
Y-
WE CAN FUCKING SEE THEM! WE CAN OBSERVE THE WEIRD LITTLE GUYS THROUGH MICROSCOPES!!!
What's their counter argument, just "nuh-uh"?!
May 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Also how the fuck does anyone on this God-forsaken planet not believe in GERM THEORY
LIKE- W-
Y-
WE CAN FUCKING SEE THEM! WE CAN OBSERVE THE WEIRD LITTLE GUYS THROUGH MICROSCOPES!!!
What's their counter argument, just "nuh-uh"?!
LIKE- W-
Y-
WE CAN FUCKING SEE THEM! WE CAN OBSERVE THE WEIRD LITTLE GUYS THROUGH MICROSCOPES!!!
What's their counter argument, just "nuh-uh"?!
Donald Trump seems to combine the vitriolic racism and myopic protectionism of Woodrow Wilson and the economic ignorance of Herbert Hoover in an orange spray painted alt-skin of William Howard Taft (the fat one.)
May 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Donald Trump seems to combine the vitriolic racism and myopic protectionism of Woodrow Wilson and the economic ignorance of Herbert Hoover in an orange spray painted alt-skin of William Howard Taft (the fat one.)
Got to work today and punched in, overheard two coworkers (both men) loudly and I mean LOUDLY comparing sexual "conquests" and describing in exhaustive detail the genitals of their partners.
I miss shame, sometimes. We should bring that back a little bit.
I miss shame, sometimes. We should bring that back a little bit.
May 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Got to work today and punched in, overheard two coworkers (both men) loudly and I mean LOUDLY comparing sexual "conquests" and describing in exhaustive detail the genitals of their partners.
I miss shame, sometimes. We should bring that back a little bit.
I miss shame, sometimes. We should bring that back a little bit.
Quick question for nobody in particular: Why are insane christo-facist ghouls like Mike Johnson always the ones with the porn addictions?
It's almost like if you engage in weird puritanical lifestyle choices under threat of eternal damnation that you develop unhealthy sexual repression.
It's almost like if you engage in weird puritanical lifestyle choices under threat of eternal damnation that you develop unhealthy sexual repression.
May 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Quick question for nobody in particular: Why are insane christo-facist ghouls like Mike Johnson always the ones with the porn addictions?
It's almost like if you engage in weird puritanical lifestyle choices under threat of eternal damnation that you develop unhealthy sexual repression.
It's almost like if you engage in weird puritanical lifestyle choices under threat of eternal damnation that you develop unhealthy sexual repression.