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(he/him) | SATX | impulsive thoughts | opinions you didn't ask for
Dua Lipa’s posts when I’m by myself vs when my fiancé is sitting right next me
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Posting about here bc I think it’s hilarious and nobody on Letterboxd is gonna notice
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Tech CEOs are marketing AI as a friend bc they can’t fathom the fact they’re insufferable to be around and think that if they don’t have friends, then no one else does either
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Fuck the dudes in HS who called me weird for saying Jaime Lee Curtis was hot in the Halloween movies. She could get it
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Bringing back this bad boy, happy Halloween 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
How tf am I gonna get here is the real question
October 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Can’t describe it but this describes me sharing an opinion on IG vs Bluesky
October 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont know what I did to end up on this side of Bluesky but I’m tryna stay
October 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A billboard is a little too high for you to say that dontcha think???
October 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Couldn’t imagine going back in time and telling my kid self a superhero show would bring me to verge of tears and it’s not Batman or Superman but this goofy looking mf
October 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
my mom when she saw my text transcripts in middle school and seeing that I wasn’t texting a girl but instead running the bill up having the most degenerate conversations and live texting my friends during premiers of South Park and Tosh.0
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Make it 3
October 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
IG comments: “a local death metal band may have stolen/accidentally taken some equipment from a DIY venue and the owner of the venue withheld a guitar from the band til they gave the mic back, so the guitarist was kicking down the door and the owner brought out a bat…”

Me: “damn thats crazy”
September 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Me: “yeah I really don’t enjoy sports but I can bullshit my way through a conversation about them”

*2 weeks later*
Person I just met: “Yeah, man I just got back from vacation. I went to go check out a FIFA game. I love soccer”
Me:
September 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
What blows my mind is the same people who say “no one deserves to be die” or whatever about ol Chucky Boy will happily walk out in public in this shit 💀
September 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Iowa Mexican food
September 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Although I did chat with this alum and turns out her best friend is the dude who got triggered by me posting this pic and blocked me
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Me trying to come up with something to talk about when the person I’m talking to about music tells me they like techno and EDM
September 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Look I’m not yuckin anyone’s yum, but how could anyone thirst after anime girls of an ambiguous age when Jim Lee draws Catwoman/Selina Kyle like this
September 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I thought getting a septum piercing would stop people from trying to talk to me about sports but it didn’t work. They’ll be like “did you watch the cowboys game”. To which I say No. I never watch the cowboys game. There are only 2 people who have worn a cowboys jersey on the field i care about
August 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This almost made me tell my brother that the reason why him and I are 9 years apart was not bc my parents were waiting to have another kid
August 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Absolutely insane that poser conservative comic book fans are complaining that newer superhero movies are woke when this episode of justice league that aired in 2002 exists with literal NAZIs as the bad guys
August 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The reason why i get added to so many “close friends” stories in IG where they just post pro trump shit
July 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
when I was a teenager watching Malcolm in the Middle, I used to empathize with Malcom and on this rewatch he pisses me off so much in the last 2 seasons.

Is this growth?
July 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"dude, lmk when there's a show I love that hardcore energy."
That same person when the band plays the breakdown again, but slower:
June 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM