Cruncharoo
@cruncharoo.bsky.social
Video games, golf, programming, muni bonds, definitely not the Chicago Bears.
Only dude who had signature skates
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Only dude who had signature skates
The Onion makes me sad by reminding me how clever some people can be and that I am not
January 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The Onion makes me sad by reminding me how clever some people can be and that I am not
Style over substance. Maybe he needs a fresh start like Stafford with the Lions?
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Style over substance. Maybe he needs a fresh start like Stafford with the Lions?
That’s when you go 1-5 like a dweeb
January 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
That’s when you go 1-5 like a dweeb
I think also about halfway through the third the bears realized that blitzing Love was killing them. But that was well after the first three drives of the half that abandoned everything that made them successful.
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I think also about halfway through the third the bears realized that blitzing Love was killing them. But that was well after the first three drives of the half that abandoned everything that made them successful.
Johnson would’ve gotten a lot of smoke if we lost too.. some bonehead calls on both sides
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Johnson would’ve gotten a lot of smoke if we lost too.. some bonehead calls on both sides
Oh wow, now that I think of it you’re right. Let’s just keep doing what we’re doing that seems to be going well. Thanks!
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Oh wow, now that I think of it you’re right. Let’s just keep doing what we’re doing that seems to be going well. Thanks!
Drew, we continue to dislike all the same entities and I’d wager that having enemies in common is one of the strongest bonds possible.
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Drew, we continue to dislike all the same entities and I’d wager that having enemies in common is one of the strongest bonds possible.
The nice thing about AI is that it can do almost anything you want but much worse than an average person
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The nice thing about AI is that it can do almost anything you want but much worse than an average person
That’s the most restraint an officiating crew has ever shown.
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That’s the most restraint an officiating crew has ever shown.
Elite suckability..
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Elite suckability..
Give me two purrs… I need two purrs
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Give me two purrs… I need two purrs
Next time tell them you’re going to call him. Let me know how it works.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Next time tell them you’re going to call him. Let me know how it works.
Don’t like to see you like this, Drew. I thought he had a shot because he was clutch at Michigan.
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don’t like to see you like this, Drew. I thought he had a shot because he was clutch at Michigan.
I’ll join that NIL collective
October 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’ll join that NIL collective
Love it. This is right next to my “the Browns thought they were too good for Baker Mayfield” reminder.
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Love it. This is right next to my “the Browns thought they were too good for Baker Mayfield” reminder.
I just watched this the other day because I still can’t believe Marshawn’s TD celebration was him grabbing his crotch
September 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I just watched this the other day because I still can’t believe Marshawn’s TD celebration was him grabbing his crotch
I’ve basically found all my doctors now, chosen by the criteria: are they people who are cool with the nuclear option.
September 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ve basically found all my doctors now, chosen by the criteria: are they people who are cool with the nuclear option.
For sure. I did laugh when I read it though.
September 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
For sure. I did laugh when I read it though.
Everything you say seems true except:
“They would have engineered a plan to correct those flaws, and then hired the right coaches to execute that plan.”
The Bears have never done anything even resembling that.
“They would have engineered a plan to correct those flaws, and then hired the right coaches to execute that plan.”
The Bears have never done anything even resembling that.
September 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Everything you say seems true except:
“They would have engineered a plan to correct those flaws, and then hired the right coaches to execute that plan.”
The Bears have never done anything even resembling that.
“They would have engineered a plan to correct those flaws, and then hired the right coaches to execute that plan.”
The Bears have never done anything even resembling that.