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Crunchy (head chef) at Crunch-a-Rama
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Done with stupid MAGA tricks. Will wear a mask until the end of time if that is what is needed. GOP greatest threat to American Democracy ever faced. GO BLUE!
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Why did I read that as “Grindr to a halt”?
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
If I’m going to be a sardine jammed into a seat, at least I can wear comfy clothes. My fleece pants are not “pajamas”, they are a sensible response to possibly frigid air and blood clot inducing positions.

Sean Duffy can wear a top hat, tail coat and tap shoes for all I care. Tappity tap a**hole!
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
GOP representatives can regain some of their lost honor by resigning. Rather than follow the criminal, destructive, and idiotic Trump administration, they can respectfully resign, returning home to their family and constituents. A public explanation of their actions would help heal our nation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sean Duffy can wear a waistcoat, black tie and top hat when he flies for all I care (though it's doubtful he EVER flies coach).

I'm wearing comfy fleece pants (not pajamas, I think), the softest t-shirt I can find, and a fleece jacket for when the ventilation system tries to flash freeze row 32.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
skedaddle! SKEDADDLE!

Get your rotten, decaying, and disgusting body out of the people's house. Leave!
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Donald J. Trump's "laser"
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Also, immigrants can't be "living off welfare" and "buying up all the houses".
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Contaminated holy water can pose significant health risks due to bacterial, viral, and chemical contamination. Recent incidents include a cholera outbreak linked to a holy well in Ethiopia and studies showing high levels of fecal matter and pathogens in church font holy water in Spain and Austria."
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Meddled isn't a strong enough word. He hoodwinked, bribed, and cheated voters of an honest election. These are the actions of a traitor to the country.
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Even better if shredded cheese is sprinkled on top and the whole thing put under the broiler for a few minutes.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I also thought about Lucy and the football right away. It's a near certainty that the football gets yanked away (once again).
a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
Alt: Chuck Schumer is either an idiot, a useful idiot for Trump, a fool, or a foolish and easily fooled man. Maybe he should write another "strongly worded letter", or pontificate about the dastardly evil men he's allowed to walk ALL OVER HIM.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
What he deserves (a cardboard box)
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
and you did a dang good job! Saved the lives of 430 crew numerous times!
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I'd be VERY surprised if Tommy Tuberville can FIND Nigeria on a blank map of Africa.
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Other questions for reporters:

Where is your health plan?
What happened to infrastructure week?
Why are grocery prices so high?
How much do you REALLY weigh?
Why do you cheat so badly at golf?
How do you feel about Epstein f'cking Melania?
Where are the Epstein files you promised?
Time to resign!
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM