Crumpled Up King
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Crumpled Up King
@crumpledupking.bsky.social
In Chicago but of the Cosmos.
https://crumpled-up-content.ghost.io
I took yesterday off and today already feels like it's been a long week
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Not to mention they aren't immune to whistles and honking.
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Hmmm, he doesn't seem especially nimble compared to his entourage.
January 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Isn't this the logic that have us the Korean War?
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Ride along imminent! I can feel it.
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hell, when it works it works! Don't fix what ain't broken!
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Its unnatural for any person to smile that broadly while standing by a gas station restroom.
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
These guys make me long for John McAffee.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Most of my best (favorite) writing comes from when I've done enough research to be able to recall details at the drop of a hat.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Remarkable.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Which is only going to add fuel to the conspiracy fire
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
True. Not to mention the financial burden it brings just to get a lawyer
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
So far their entire legal strategy seems to be 'that person pissed me off. Can I charge them with something?'
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The number 1 rule in Comedy is if you have to explain it; its not funny
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Im dying to know what kind of small talk they have in those rides.
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I've been keeping and updating a spreadsheet with all the reported or recorded incidents involving ICE around the city and during protests. I've been trying to keep it to everything that can be sourced and verified with through video or multiple accounts. I'm sure it can help at some point
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I stick to hoodies and sweaters until they start giving warnings about the dangers of frost bite. Layering is the way of the world for me.
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by Crumpled Up King
Don't be surprised if Republicans in competitive 2026 races start to distance themselves from him. His personality cult offers them no advantage, and considerable risk. He's a lame duck, dead weight, and his time in public will end sooner than you think.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM