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crumpinz.bsky.social
Kat in the Hat
@crumpinz.bsky.social
160 followers 430 following 99 posts
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Plant Parent, Music Enjoyer, sometimes doofus.
Just here.
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Oh we're going Guy, please be our guide.
A white supermarket shelf with several bottles of Guy Fieri's new Barbeque sauce labeled FLAVOR TOWN in white lettering. The sauce varieties depicted are all in opaque squeeze bottles with black lids. From left to right are the flavors bourbon brown sugar in a brown labeled bottle. Hickory in an orange labeled bottle and honey in a yellow labeled bottle. Each label depicts Guy Fieri, a white bleach blonde spikey haired man in a black shirt and iconic arms crossed pose. Guy also has some tasteful tattoos and a nice jeweled necklace. Each bottle is priced at 4.49.
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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My apartment's gonna smell amazing for the next few hours.
Large wide basil plant leaves laid out on two baking sheets lined with white parchment paper.
October 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I tried my hand at making hummus and baba ghanoush. I think they both turned out pretty good. Also from scratch here, pickled red onion and roasted kale.
A picture of an overfull Mediterranean food bowl with a half of a boiled egg, white tzatziki sauce, brown baba ghanoush eggplant dip, light beige garbanzo hummus, bright pink pickled red onions, sliced red pickled beets, and roasted green kale, and a half slice of brown wheat pita on the side of a red interior bowl on a brown tile counter.
August 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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My ancestors would be thuroughly dissappointed by my planting schedule. Summer 🥕's
A bunch of small pale orange carrots still attatched to their greens helf loosely in a white hand. Behind the carrot bunch are multiple green houseplants and a white painted brick wall
August 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Nap time for crabs 💤 Shellbert getting his snooze on.
June 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Our little man became completely obsessed with the wheel.
May 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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OK?!!
A picture of a grey bathroom stall door with a pink sign attached to it. The sign is hand written in black marker and reads "DONT USE IT!! OUT OF ORDER!! OK?!!"". There is a small circular lock midway down the left side of the door that has a red slot halfway through the visible occupied indicator ffor the door.
May 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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#2025goals
A screenshot of a discord message with a screenshot of the posters profile page and original post with the word "Nice" replied in each line.
March 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Nice.
A partial screenshot of the posters own profile "Kat in a Hat" with a profile picture of a white person with red hair and bangs, and large clear framed glasses eyeing the camera from the side. Highlighted in the screenshot is the line"132 followers 415 following 69 posts"
March 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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you're not my real dad
A phone screenshot of a bread machine white bread recipe that calls for 3 cups bread flour (not all purpose flour). The banner for the website at the top reads "Bread dad" in bold black lettering on a white background. A photo of a clear glass bowl filled halfway with white flour. The bowl sits on top of an unlit burner on a black gas stove. To the left of the bowl is a large blue bag that reads "Bob's Red Mill unbleached white all purpose flour, America's best baking flour. The front of the bag has a small portrait of a grey haired older white man, presumedly bob.
March 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Ah yes, time to enjoy my favorite past time on my day off. Level a completely new character just to abandon it as soon as it hits max level.
#WorldofWarcraft
A screenshot of the "Create new character" button on the World of Warcraft cataclysm classic start menu. The background of the interface is mottled brown with a portion of a sword hilt visible in the left of the schreenshot. At the bottom of the screenshots are the red buttons "Delete Character" and "Back"
March 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Planning for this years indoor/outdoor crops 🥬🍅🍈 + bonus pics of some of the kids 🪴
Multiple seed packets organized into two groups on the backgroound of a blue and gold boroque pattern tablecloth. On the left side there is a sticky note labeled "indoor" and the seed packets are stacked for this group in order. Peppermint, cilantro, spinach, kale, parsley, sandy lettuce, chard, lola rossa red lettuce. on the left side there is another pink stickynote that reads "outdoor" The seed packets for this stack in order are golden beets, yellow petite watermelon, yellow pear heirloom tomatoes, fish peppers and anaheim peppers. Above the two stacks of seeds is a packet of seets depicting bright orange california poppies is on top of a seed packet of hypoestes, or polka dot plant with pink, white, and red polka dot varieties A close up shot of multiple white orchid blossoms stacked on top of each other with some of the orchids having yellow stamens near the bottom middle of the dlower in a separate array of white petals. The leaves of the orchid are dark green, stiff and glossy. Behind the white orchid is a smaller purple orchid with bright magenta flowers. A picture of a wooden plant shelf with the focus being a green and yellow varigated pothos vine planted in a 6 inch opaque plastic pot on a opaque plastic saucer. In the bottom of the frame on below shelves are three more houseplants, one with dark green leaves and magenta undersides. The other plants are another variety of pothos vine this one with lighter green leaves edged in pale yellow, the last plant being an orchid with no flowers. on top of the right of the shelf there are limbs of a stuffed sloth visible, and behind the shelf is a stylized painting of a tree. The lighting in this photo is tinted pink from electric plant lights.
March 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I'm really starting to wonder if these are the guys in charge and we're all just Joel. Mst3k flavor. 🍿🥤
A selfie of two white men. One with lime green plastic rimmed glasses on and a lime green lab coat, the man has a mustache and has a gleeful expression with raised eyebrows and grey hair. Behind the man is his assistant dressed in black holding up two white VHS tapes with black recording tape spilling out of them and onto his hands. The assistance has curly grey hair.
February 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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I have yet to find out this things name, but it's now my mission in Avowed.
A screenshot of the fantasy videogame Avowed which depicts a creature resembling a bull standing in a wooden pen. The creatyre has yellow and black stripes in a zebra alternating pattern. The top of the bull like creature is covered in blue feathers trimmed in gold. The creature has hooves and two large horns on it's head. There is a chicken in front of the creatures leg. In the bottom right you can see a character wearing a brown wood shield with faded yellow paint.
February 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Ready to test out the crabitat before picking out a couple of residents 🦀
A shot of an aquarium habitat fillet with sand on the bottom and decorated with shells and cholla wood in the foreground left is a small orange ceramic dish and in the background is a plastic tilted hamster wheel made for hermit crabs with a small black humidity and temperature meter to the right. The sides of the aquarium are lined with pete moss. A shot of a dry aquarium habitat for hermit crabs depicting two brown half coconut shell huts next to each other on the surface of four inches of Sandy and coconut fiber substrate, and a background decorated with cholla wood, pete moss, shells, sea sponges, and silk plants. In the bottom left side of the picture is a small plastic pool with a crosshatched plastic ramp for getting in and out. A wide shot of a 29 gallon aquarium habitat lined with several inches of beige sand substrate and brown coconut fibers. The picture Includes a titled plastic hamster wheel, two brown half coconut shell huts next to each other. The habitat is decorated with cholla wood which ls light brown with a lattice pattern of holes. Shells of different colors and sizes, two pools one on each side of the aquarium. The back of the habitat is strewn with prete moss and small silk plants.
February 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Proof that lettuce can be cute. A Sandy lettuce head from my indoor growing efforts.
Close up picture of a small green ruffled lettuce head freshly rised with water droplets clinging to it's leaves in the palm of a caucasian hand
February 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Raymundo the Raptor was a christmas gift from my wonderful Husband. He kept me company today while I was sick. It's ok to find comfort in childish things as an adult. #selfcare #raptornurse
A closeup picture of a stuffed raptor toy head locked in a roar judging you silently
January 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM