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Crumchy
@crumchyboi.bsky.social
I hardly used Twitter, and I know Imma use Bluesky even less

Enjoy my lack of consistency and whatever the fuck I post, I dunno
I remember saying to a friend once: My self respect is so low it causes integer overflow

Dead ass I'm at the point where my self deprecation is so strong that compliments don't even work on me because I won't believe it

Thankfully, creative insults towards me substitute for compliments instead
July 17, 2024 at 2:57 AM
People look at me weird when I tell them I like wearing steel toed boots

"Why don't you wear a shoe that's comfortable?"

I'm most comfortable knowing my toes will not be stepped on
April 8, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I'm one of those mfs who REALLY likes onions. I can never have too much onion on anything. I could take a bite from an onion and still say "Not enough onion"

This also applies to garlic as well, and if I got garlic and onion at the same time, oh boy
April 7, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Reposted by Crumchy
“You reap what you have sow.”
“You made your bed, now lie in it.”

This is the consequences of the actions that took place today
March 31, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by Crumchy
If this is your only resort to complain here, I’m sorry but it’s a loss cause to do so. They have explained to you what they trying to do and yet you refuse to see it.
March 31, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Thank you Nintendo

Dynamo getting the fix it desperately needed. Not that this makes Dynamo good, it's still bad, but at least its more usable now
January 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 17
January 8, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 16
January 3, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 15
January 1, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 14
December 28, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 13
December 26, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 12
December 23, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 11
December 20, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 10
December 17, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 9
December 14, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 8
December 12, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 7
December 10, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Funny Splatoon names I've found part 6
December 7, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Funny Splatoon names I've sound part 5
December 3, 2023 at 6:39 PM
So I finally got around to fixing my streaming software, and with Big Run happening later today, I've decided I'm gonna stream my Big Run journey. I'm gonna push myself to get into the top 5% and get as many rewards as I can while doing it

Join me later today

www.twitch.tv/crumchybuoy
December 1, 2023 at 7:42 PM