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Martin Cruise
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Dad, Stepdad, husband, golfer (not necessarily in that order) 🏌🏼🏉⚽️
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#TOTP
January 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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A generally unpopular opinion I find but I bloody hate “Hey Jude” #totp
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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How much gin have I drunk tonight?!?! #totp
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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When the band stylist can’t decide between Chas n Dave or Captain Pugwash #totp
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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This blokes a parody surely!?!? #totp
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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It’s no Camouflage is it? #TOTP
January 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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FUCK OFF CLIFF. #totp
January 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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#totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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#totp hashtag feels like it’s on the point of breaking tonight
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Suggs looks so different in chains, collar and budgie smugglers #totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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No pithy comments about this one eh……eh? Absolute tuuuuuuune #totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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He’s had his Ready Brek #totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Expecting Belushi and Ackroyd to lean on the piano and tell them they’re putting the band back together any second #totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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She looks older there than when she’s been on for the last 23 weeks at no 1 #totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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#totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Human centipede straight into Oops upside your head there #totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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“I said this band would be no good for me with Jayne around…….ha ha” #totp
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Should have kept this one on the QT #totp
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Will be late to #totp tonight because apparently we have to watch the last episode of Loch Ness first. It was on ITV in 2017 so you can see the rush
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen…… #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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HD TV coming into its own now #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Strawberry cream NotTotp#
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Going to crack an egg in the bath tonight in honour of #ChrisRea
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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That’s it, the CMA’s can ciss my arse if you’re a bit shoddy about the spelling, which I am #totp
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I’ve had my conical bra on for nearly 3 hours waiting for this one #totp
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM