🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵
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I’m either a cat, or a brain in a jar. I mean, not all brain transplant procedures take, so it’s a sort of Schrödinger's brain situation. he/him/they/them. I am a legal adult in every state but mind. I WILL PUBLISH YOUR DMs.
Makes sense. More than it seems.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Makes sense. More than it seems.
Always
Be
Borschting!
Other soups too, but beets are so cheap right now.
Be
Borschting!
Other soups too, but beets are so cheap right now.
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Always
Be
Borschting!
Other soups too, but beets are so cheap right now.
Be
Borschting!
Other soups too, but beets are so cheap right now.
Scam alert:
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Scam alert:
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I bought three cans of this because it was on sale and I’ve seen it on the shelf all my life and thought there must be something to this.
I tried one can. It’s horrible. It has to be the end of days for me to eat the other two.
Like, seriously. How?
I tried one can. It’s horrible. It has to be the end of days for me to eat the other two.
Like, seriously. How?
October 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I bought three cans of this because it was on sale and I’ve seen it on the shelf all my life and thought there must be something to this.
I tried one can. It’s horrible. It has to be the end of days for me to eat the other two.
Like, seriously. How?
I tried one can. It’s horrible. It has to be the end of days for me to eat the other two.
Like, seriously. How?
I wish these lists were more useful. This is what you’re on. Is any of it accurate?
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I wish these lists were more useful. This is what you’re on. Is any of it accurate?
It still says experimental!
October 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It still says experimental!
do better than their parents did. If you worship guns and fetishize them, don’t be surprised when your kid learns that’s how you solve a problem.
September 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
do better than their parents did. If you worship guns and fetishize them, don’t be surprised when your kid learns that’s how you solve a problem.
FBI. Also visited by the FBI was Tyler‘s mom. Here is a picture of her fetishing a weapon of war.
September 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
FBI. Also visited by the FBI was Tyler‘s mom. Here is a picture of her fetishing a weapon of war.
Mine is completely stupid.
Containers.
Especially containers that have containers inside them.
But here’s what stupid. I get them to use them but I like them so much, I don’t want to wreck them by putting stuff in them.
My latest, a container of tic-tac type containers.
Don’t touch it!
Containers.
Especially containers that have containers inside them.
But here’s what stupid. I get them to use them but I like them so much, I don’t want to wreck them by putting stuff in them.
My latest, a container of tic-tac type containers.
Don’t touch it!
September 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Mine is completely stupid.
Containers.
Especially containers that have containers inside them.
But here’s what stupid. I get them to use them but I like them so much, I don’t want to wreck them by putting stuff in them.
My latest, a container of tic-tac type containers.
Don’t touch it!
Containers.
Especially containers that have containers inside them.
But here’s what stupid. I get them to use them but I like them so much, I don’t want to wreck them by putting stuff in them.
My latest, a container of tic-tac type containers.
Don’t touch it!
And he’s still actively bulldozing unhoused people’s encampments instead of finding them housing.
September 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And he’s still actively bulldozing unhoused people’s encampments instead of finding them housing.
It’s like they are not empowered to filter out such outrageous audacity!
August 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It’s like they are not empowered to filter out such outrageous audacity!
Small flock spouse was careful to walk around this morning. They’ll attack! All the goslings are getting bigger but nowhere ready to fly.
July 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Small flock spouse was careful to walk around this morning. They’ll attack! All the goslings are getting bigger but nowhere ready to fly.
Zelda and Zaza say hi!
Actually, they just wanna sleep.
Actually, they just wanna sleep.
July 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zelda and Zaza say hi!
Actually, they just wanna sleep.
Actually, they just wanna sleep.
I am oddly for this. Don’t know why. Maybe because I’m in boring world here?
A single text of yours is more interesting than an entire 24 hour period in my/our life.
But we do have a kitten!
A single text of yours is more interesting than an entire 24 hour period in my/our life.
But we do have a kitten!
June 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I am oddly for this. Don’t know why. Maybe because I’m in boring world here?
A single text of yours is more interesting than an entire 24 hour period in my/our life.
But we do have a kitten!
A single text of yours is more interesting than an entire 24 hour period in my/our life.
But we do have a kitten!
Yep.
I see it as more of a “it figures”.
I see it as more of a “it figures”.
April 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Yep.
I see it as more of a “it figures”.
I see it as more of a “it figures”.
Please use alt text, especially when it’s a graphic containing text.
March 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Please use alt text, especially when it’s a graphic containing text.
I think you are a wonderful and very genuine person.
Here is a pic of Zelda being very concerned about humans in tub water.
Here is a pic of Zelda being very concerned about humans in tub water.
March 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I think you are a wonderful and very genuine person.
Here is a pic of Zelda being very concerned about humans in tub water.
Here is a pic of Zelda being very concerned about humans in tub water.
