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@crt-static.bsky.social
Middle-aged bitter queer man. Increasingly feral. He/him
Men are so fucking stupid and I say this as one
July 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Men are so fucking stupid and I say this as one
Yes, our large fluffy beasts need a step stool for the litter box cause the other one likes to challenge piss. High walls keep the deposit intact. This guy isn't the offender, but he's very pretty
July 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Yes, our large fluffy beasts need a step stool for the litter box cause the other one likes to challenge piss. High walls keep the deposit intact. This guy isn't the offender, but he's very pretty
New vape has a cute lil UFO that pops up on the screen when I hit it, and it hits great. Pods are also better than my old one
July 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
New vape has a cute lil UFO that pops up on the screen when I hit it, and it hits great. Pods are also better than my old one
This will never stop being hysterical to me
"Drink child for I have eaten the face mask"
"Drink child for I have eaten the face mask"
July 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This will never stop being hysterical to me
"Drink child for I have eaten the face mask"
"Drink child for I have eaten the face mask"
Softest baby keeping me company. He lays like a rug and purrs like a motorcycle
July 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Softest baby keeping me company. He lays like a rug and purrs like a motorcycle
His little hat 🥹
June 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
His little hat 🥹
This one was pissed about it and knocked shit off the coffee table while my partner and him were sleeping. Dude gets so much attention tho
May 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This one was pissed about it and knocked shit off the coffee table while my partner and him were sleeping. Dude gets so much attention tho
Got this bad beast to chill with us while we we're sleeping over the weekend.
May 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Got this bad beast to chill with us while we we're sleeping over the weekend.
There's an unfilled Xanax 2mg on my Rx profile
May 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
There's an unfilled Xanax 2mg on my Rx profile
I can hear "you've been gone too long pick me up and pet me squeak" from here
April 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I can hear "you've been gone too long pick me up and pet me squeak" from here
Things have been better lately. Sincerely appreciate how supportive people have been on this app. Hope your weekend was fantastic
March 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Things have been better lately. Sincerely appreciate how supportive people have been on this app. Hope your weekend was fantastic
Closest thing I'll ever to kids are these babes. They got me thru so much grief and I miss them so much
March 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Closest thing I'll ever to kids are these babes. They got me thru so much grief and I miss them so much
I crocheted a beanie for our ginger cat once. He loves that bear and a similar sized stuffed lobster 🦞
March 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I crocheted a beanie for our ginger cat once. He loves that bear and a similar sized stuffed lobster 🦞
Just a classic
March 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just a classic
Pretty Boy - one of the best in the bunch
March 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Pretty Boy - one of the best in the bunch
To better times ahead Buddy
March 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
To better times ahead Buddy
Had to bother this croissant 🥐 so I can lay down and sleep. He'll readjust and lay next to me
March 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Had to bother this croissant 🥐 so I can lay down and sleep. He'll readjust and lay next to me
One of the most deranged FB ads I saw when I still haunted that space. That grin steals souls 😬
February 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
One of the most deranged FB ads I saw when I still haunted that space. That grin steals souls 😬
This fluffy guy been keeping me company. He usually doesn't go on the bed / couch with us, but lately here he is. Also pictured, our ginger guy who, in contrast, insists on always be next to us (no complaints)
February 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This fluffy guy been keeping me company. He usually doesn't go on the bed / couch with us, but lately here he is. Also pictured, our ginger guy who, in contrast, insists on always be next to us (no complaints)