I think people don’t want to see this forgotten about because the unsanitized version would collapse the government and dispose of all the lame duck people in congress. But for that exact reason we will never see it, and even if we did, no one would do anything about it.

It isn’t even close to the first American concentration camp. Internment camps for Japanese Americans during WW2, reservations for indigenous people…

Only three? What dark magic is this

New Jersey Turnpike Medium

This feels like an episode of Star Trek or Stargate where it’s an alternate timeline where Hitler won the war or something

What do they have you guys even doing if you can tell us?

Hey if there’s any of you still in the office maybe don’t do any audits of normal working people on behalf of this government, and convince your colleagues somehow to find all the ways these rich motherfuckers are cheating on their taxes. I don’t know if you have the power to do any of that but

Not to mention Walter Cronkite must be spinning so fast in his grave he’s about to strike oil

And by Ackerman I mean Buschman

🙉🙈🙊 type shit

Do…do you submit the cucumber as an offering? Burn it as incense? I have many questions.

Do his ears get AM/FM?

I…maybe don’t want to work somewhere that doesn’t play along with this at least a little honestly

“…and a baby alligator” is the ending to this story I wanted. 11/10

I hope the ice cream trucks turn all to different songs and turn the volume way way up