crow soup
@crowsoup.bsky.social
Avian blues carrier.
627 ft. above sea level,
6’ 1” above see level.
627 ft. above sea level,
6’ 1” above see level.
Steph all day everyday. Zero whining, zero winging, no eye rolling, zero self-aggrandizement - man has as much class as he does talent.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Steph all day everyday. Zero whining, zero winging, no eye rolling, zero self-aggrandizement - man has as much class as he does talent.
8 heads, one plate.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
8 heads, one plate.
A coop for every chicken-shit politician.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A coop for every chicken-shit politician.
Hey y’all, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, I’ve got this.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hey y’all, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, I’ve got this.
Anyone in “uniform,” specifically, can get fucked forever.
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Anyone in “uniform,” specifically, can get fucked forever.
These motherfuckers. When does open season start?
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
These motherfuckers. When does open season start?
But my MAGA neighbor has a massive sign in her window that says “Make America Pray Again,” so.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
But my MAGA neighbor has a massive sign in her window that says “Make America Pray Again,” so.
Great work if you can find it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Great work if you can find it.
The clock is ticking on so many motherfuckers.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The clock is ticking on so many motherfuckers.
I am not watching that.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I am not watching that.
Cancel Xmas please. Your holiday trip should be an email.
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Cancel Xmas please. Your holiday trip should be an email.
Disposable income remains high? The fuck? I haven’t thrown any money away in years.
Y’all are high.
Y’all are high.
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Disposable income remains high? The fuck? I haven’t thrown any money away in years.
Y’all are high.
Y’all are high.
*uses snowplow for ICE removal
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
*uses snowplow for ICE removal
DOJ takes another L - Viva la 🥪
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DOJ takes another L - Viva la 🥪
Close all airports immediately. Y’all really don’t need to go there.
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Close all airports immediately. Y’all really don’t need to go there.
Ain’t nobody mad at her but a handful of billionaires. The fuck yall mean?
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ain’t nobody mad at her but a handful of billionaires. The fuck yall mean?
Just think of all the good that wasted money could have done. Losers.
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just think of all the good that wasted money could have done. Losers.
Healthcare tied to an employer can bring the luckiest of us to
our knees.
our knees.
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Healthcare tied to an employer can bring the luckiest of us to
our knees.
our knees.