I realize that this is the least possible important thing, but how have late night hosts not created a flatulent parody character named “Vladimir Tootin’?”

So did anyone ever actually beat “Myst,” or did we all just get stuck with the elevators?

This is why you don’t buy hardware store plywood.

Someday, I will keep my home as tidy as it looks when I leave for a work trip.

In other news, San Diego was nice.

When I run (or do any sort of long-endurance activity; writing, building, etc) I get excited at the start and often burn out at the end, because OMG STARTING IS THE BEST. But I have the most success when I moderate my pace and remember the whole path.

I am claiming King Dipshit today. I just used my jigsaw without eye protection, but don’t worry, I STILL LEANED IN REAL CLOSE-LIKE.

After a long, long week, making something out of scrap feels good. Desk riser for monitors.

It is *unethically* cold out.

Me realizing too late that I basically chose “Batman emblem background yellow” for this project.

Whenever I resume running after a break, I remind myself that the post run coughing spasm is me getting the bad air out to make room for good air.

Two words for certain types of people, should you need them:

microlipet: one who gets all worked up over nothing.

struthonian: the person who buries their head in the sand and says ‘Problem? What problem?’.