crowguye
@crowguye.bsky.social
Pragmatic liberal & nerd daddy
He/him
When life gives you demons, make demonade.
He/him
When life gives you demons, make demonade.
I forget, which one is Uday?
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I forget, which one is Uday?
"No, Mr. President, that really is the Presidential Emergency Satchel. Why do you think they call it the "nuclear football"?
October 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"No, Mr. President, that really is the Presidential Emergency Satchel. Why do you think they call it the "nuclear football"?
After a decade of encouraging gun violence, Charlie Kirk today.
September 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
After a decade of encouraging gun violence, Charlie Kirk today.
The felon47 administration is all clown, no circus.
April 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The felon47 administration is all clown, no circus.
"The US isn't racist anymore!"
April 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"The US isn't racist anymore!"
This should surprise no one
March 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This should surprise no one
This long boi, Fritz, saved my life. About 16 years ago, he was found by someone in a dumpster behind Cheboygan hospital. They took him and his siblings to a local wildlife rescue, who didn't really want to take them, but you know, kittens.
March 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This long boi, Fritz, saved my life. About 16 years ago, he was found by someone in a dumpster behind Cheboygan hospital. They took him and his siblings to a local wildlife rescue, who didn't really want to take them, but you know, kittens.
The leashes Thiel and Musk, use when they take Jud & felon47 to run in the park.
March 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The leashes Thiel and Musk, use when they take Jud & felon47 to run in the park.
Mine is on sale for 3.7 million.
February 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Mine is on sale for 3.7 million.
It's quaint that she thinks felon47 hasn't been deeply involved in sex trafficking for decades.
February 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It's quaint that she thinks felon47 hasn't been deeply involved in sex trafficking for decades.
"Houser, fetch me the nailbat."
February 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"Houser, fetch me the nailbat."
As long as I don't have to boycott my Pixie-pie, I'm good.
February 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
As long as I don't have to boycott my Pixie-pie, I'm good.