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David Gray
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Animator for children's telly

My showreel! https://vimeo.com/1073941692
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Huge fucking left turn in the Wicked novel’s Wikipedia page
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Why yes I am a music lover
Two CD albums of 90s synth library music. One is called Business Direct and the other Headline News.
October 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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James Cameron turning up to be interviewed about Oceangate.
Hi, it's Troy McClure! You many remember him from such television specials as America's Funniest Tornadoes and Buck Henderson Union, Buster.
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Dexter. Showtime (2006-2013)
A picture of brother and sister duo The Carpenters. A young man with short, brown hair and a tight black t shirt leans on a brick wall. His sister, a young woman with long brown hair and wearing a red shirt and jean flares, sits on the same brick wall.
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Me with all the allen keys I've collected building IKEA flat packs.
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I fixed the 007: First Light trailer to make it feel more like James Bond.
September 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Looking good, Mr President!!
September 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Failure! I already hate it!
August 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Norman Reedus as Sam Porter Bridges. He'swearing a bright red pizza delivery cap and giving us the thumbs up.
August 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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August 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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A pixel portrait!
A portrait of an elderly asian woman, rendered in a dazzling array of pixels. She has tired eyes and a hard bright light cast over her face.
July 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Logging on to submit my age verification photo.
A screenshot from an episode of Columbo. It's a photo of an elderly man wearing a cap, behind the wheel of a car, taken from an LA speed camera. The face of the man is actually a cardboard mask used to fake an alibi. Columbo could tell it was a fake because the lightiong under the nose did not match the shadow cast by the rim of the cap the man is wearing.
July 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Unfortunate byline photo/header image synergy.
A photo of the twin towers exploding on 9/11. Overlayed on top and to the side is a photo of a journalist with a big grin on his face. He's partially looking in the direction of the atrocity.
May 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Congratulations to my local Hilton, who also seem to have selected a new pope.
Photo of a branch of Hilton hotel. In the foreground is a chimney pumping out white smoke
May 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Gaming is BACK
A young gamer called Dave Perry from the 90s. He's wearinga black bomber jacket (as was the style at the time) and a spotted bandana on his head. He's smirking at the camera and clenching his fist triumphantly.
May 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Good morning!
Newspaper headline: Mummy mystery solved: ‘air-dried’ priest was embalmed via rectum
May 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Just found out where you get all your opinions from
A vintage sign, white with a black border, shaped like an arrow. Text on the sign reads: BULLSHIT CORNER 2 [miles]
April 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Well I’ve been sliding them up my arse, what’s everyone else been doing?
Screenshot of a Guardian newspaper headline that reads: Taking the biscuit: for 100 years we’ve been eating chocolate digestives wrong.
April 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The energy I bring
Two cans of an energy drink. They are labelled BUM ENERGY
April 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Hearing bad things about the economy today
A screen shot from an economics video. The male presenter is wearing a bobble hat and hoodie. Subtitles that have been cut off due to the vertical screen format read: "Falling interest rates will cause a huge ass...".
April 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Might have to get this when I'm working again.
A black t-shirt with "Dr Sam Becket (sic) never returned home." printed over the chest. It cost £21.56.
April 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Pls cast your vote for me if you can spare some time. thanks
A screen capture from the Guardian's website. The article heading reads: "Invertabrate of the year 2025: vote for your favouirte"
April 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Finally found a place that can fix my jukebox.
March 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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An absolutely banging pin badge haul from last week.
Three pin badges on a white background. The pins are the classic MTV logo, the N64 cube and Dash from The Incredibles.
March 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM