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crowelizabeth.bsky.social
Liz Crow
@crowelizabeth.bsky.social
760 followers 110 following 7.7K posts
Book junkie, LBGTQ supporter, random poster, and a little (okay a lot) crazy. Sometimes NSFW. Rarely serious, but VERY easily amused. She/her
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crowelizabeth.bsky.social
Hahahaha!
"The intern of a colleague of mine (an architect) asked the gpt chat to make a humanized floor plan (she sent the PDF of the floor plan and said to make a humanized floor plan, without any further details in the command) and the gpt chat sent a photo of a little tree with human features I'M GETTING SICK FROM LAUGHING" As translated by Google 'cause I can't read Portuguese
October 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
crowelizabeth.bsky.social
*snort*
The above post and reply, with the next post being from Effin' Birds, an image of a crane (?) and the words "Whatever, bitch" implying that it won't even be as soon as 3094.
September 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
crowelizabeth.bsky.social
YES! Nothing but rainbows and marshmallow fluff between our Sophie's ears.
A brown masked white dog with brown and black splotches laying on a human on a sofa.
September 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
crowelizabeth.bsky.social
I made the mistake of going outside today. Yesterday I came down with some stomach bug and hadn't had food in 24 hours, and now I need a long nap.
A snippet from Weather.com showing the temp as 40C, humidity at 52%, pressure at 1012.9 mb and dropping, clear visibility, wind at 8 km/h, dew point at 23 degrees, UV index at 5 out of 11 and the moon waxing crescent.
July 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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TL Bingo.
A screenshot with the top post showing an Effinbirds post with the words "I love you but you're kind of a dumbass" and two sparrow looking birds. The bottom is this post thread.
July 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Shep, Star has a stonernanan, but went for the real one I was eating. No respect.
A black cat with a white splotch on her chest standing on her hind legs to pull a banana peel off of a desk. Her eyes are half closed as she sniffs the stem she's just managed to pull slightly over the edge with her front left fore paw.
June 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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My cats are either plotting my demise, or starting a band. I'm not entirely sure which.
Three black cats sharing a light blue bed. The two in the front are lounging in mirrored positions, with one sitting behind them. The front left lounging cat has a white spot on her chest.
June 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Kava (left) would have impeccable writing. Stone and Star? They're more likely to just bite the mouse and try to get treats out of the keyboard.
Kava, a solid black unit of a cat sitting between my wireless keyboard and me, silently demanding attention. Two black cats, the largest on the left, Stone, staring vacantly at the camera, with Star on the right, staring into space with a complete lack of thought beyond later trash can tipping.
May 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Yeah, that's about right.
A four panel comic of a line drawn cat in a window. 1) "I am SO lonely..." 2) "Why must I live this life alone in solitude?" 3) A hand reaches in from out of frame "Don't fucking touch me!!" 4) "Will this loneliness ever end?"
April 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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It is the greening time in my area. There was severe weather on Monday, enough to close schools, and today there was enough pollen around to leave footprints in.
A picture of dark brown porch boards with a neon yellowish green coating of pollen. You can see several human and dog footprints. Don't look too closely if you have allergies, I'm half convinced this picture could make you sneeze.
April 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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A black cat with a white bib laying in loaf pose with her tail trailing behind her, and a larger black cat sitting beside her with his left forepaw extended slightly. They're totally acting like they were just up to some serious bullshit before I walked up to them. Furry little assholes.
March 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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A game I'm playing has a rotating icon for the 'collectable screw' and this week it makes me think of @lasrina.bsky.social 's BoyDog. So, every time I collect one I like to think that Henry is getting petted.
A screenshot of a cartoony set of hexagons with differently colored screw heads showing. One of the screw heads is replaced by a teal circle with a white and brown corgi head on it.
March 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Yup. #caturday
A black cat sitting to the right of a black cat squishmallow. They are positioned between a keyboard and two computer monitors. The living cat is giving the camera the stink eye.
February 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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One of ours does that, but I have to hold him up 'cause he forgets that he's not a tiny kitten anymore.
A black cat on a lap, with the person's left arm supporting the cat's back. The cat is asleep, limp, without a care in the world, gravity is the human's problem.
February 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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An obviously photoshopped image of a flower that might be an iris, but pearlescent and with rainbow hues. There's no way in hell that anyone could breed this in reality.
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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E, there are three cats in this picture. They appear and disappear at will. The baby gate is to keep the overzealous dog out of their territory.
A view up a stairwell with a handrail on the left of the picture. At the top is a mesh baby gate and there is a confusing tangle of black cats on the next to top stair. Fuckers are just waiting to trip someone to death.
January 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Our Stone is the same way. I swear he's an orange cat who dyes his fur at night.
A black cat on beige carpet leaning back against a grey wall. He's sitting on his butt with his legs and tail in front of him like a human. There isn't a thought to be seen in his pretty yellow eyes.
January 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Post you from a different era.
A very old picture of me in a green 3/4 sleeved top and blue jeans standing with my grandfather in a light blue checked button down and khaki pants.
January 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I am so very anti-AI, but those look like caramel chips. they even have the little flopped over top.
A bottle of Bakers Choice caramel chips.
December 25, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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I have an orange that is disguised as a void. He's the one on the far left.
A picture of an office area with grey walls, beige carpet and a black desk chair. There are two black cats on the floor to the left of the chair. There is a smaller black cat with a white bib on the chair. Only two of the cats in this picture have any brains to speak of, the other is a sweet himbo.
December 18, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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*sigh* Etsy. Why?

What I ordered: What I got:
Online order showing a personalized bear shaped baby busy board in Pastel Rainbow for a little boy named Leon. A bear shaped busy board in pink and white. With the name Leon. I'm not mad about the pink, I'm mad about the fact that it took over three weeks to arrive and it's not what I ordered, and there's no way it'll get fixed before his first Xmas.
December 18, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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Y'all. There's a reason we don't eat off of mineral and crystal (mineral, not the glass version) plates and bowls. PLEASE don't do this, unless you know exactly what consuming the minerals in question will do to you.
A snippet of an advertisement showing what looks to be two mugs, one carved out of pink quartz, and another made from a carved blue/white mineral with a blurb about buying a "Unique mineral crystal mug- a perfect addition to your collection. Shop today."
December 12, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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An image reading: "What's going on? It's annoying or not interesting (selected) I'm in this photo and I don't like it I think it shouldn't be on Facebook It's spam"
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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I did a thing.
A fuzzy purple shirt with a Alabama "I VOTED" sticker on it.
November 5, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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He's a sweet little thing. Sometimes I had to hold both paws while he slept.
A black cat laying on his back on my torso as I sit in a chair. He has no cares, and is completely limp. His pose has his front paws somewhat floppy, so my left hand is holding them.
October 31, 2024 at 3:43 AM