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@crowcrime.bsky.social
· Dec 6
Trying out bluesky! if I follow u it’s bcuz I thought u were funny or we have a similar interest. also I only post nonsense
Listen I like arcane but the custom music is so silly sometimes. Jinx will shoot someone with a gun and the music playing will be like
🎶thiiiis ismy sisters fauuuullt🎶
🎶thiiiis ismy sisters fauuuullt🎶
January 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Listen I like arcane but the custom music is so silly sometimes. Jinx will shoot someone with a gun and the music playing will be like
🎶thiiiis ismy sisters fauuuullt🎶
🎶thiiiis ismy sisters fauuuullt🎶
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Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
Do people sit around and think about their day? (I’m not shitposting this is an honest question if you see this I want your answer)
January 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Do people sit around and think about their day? (I’m not shitposting this is an honest question if you see this I want your answer)
This is the funniest thing I have ever read
Oh u brought a smoked gouda? That’s cute, one whiff of this blue cheese and you’ll have a vision of the normandy invasion so potent that the government will officially grant u veteran status
January 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This is the funniest thing I have ever read
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Oh u brought a smoked gouda? That’s cute, one whiff of this blue cheese and you’ll have a vision of the normandy invasion so potent that the government will officially grant u veteran status
December 31, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Oh u brought a smoked gouda? That’s cute, one whiff of this blue cheese and you’ll have a vision of the normandy invasion so potent that the government will officially grant u veteran status
Bringing a stinky nasty blue cheese to the charcuterie party to separate the weak from the strong
December 31, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Bringing a stinky nasty blue cheese to the charcuterie party to separate the weak from the strong
Price tag on the eggs just said “your last shred of dignity” and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna worship at the altar of the chicken just for my breakfast
December 28, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Price tag on the eggs just said “your last shred of dignity” and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna worship at the altar of the chicken just for my breakfast
The pilots should let me fly the plane just to see what happens. Where is their sense of adventure?
December 27, 2024 at 4:17 AM
The pilots should let me fly the plane just to see what happens. Where is their sense of adventure?
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Happy Crimmus.
December 25, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Happy Crimmus.
Jon Arbuckle is into that freak shit 😈
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Jon Arbuckle is into that freak shit 😈
Not to Garfield post but Irma is the best character and it isn’t close
December 25, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Not to Garfield post but Irma is the best character and it isn’t close
I wrap presents the way a soldier swings his sword in battle when he knows he’s been beaten. Wildly, a fire in my eyes, praying my family forgives me
December 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I wrap presents the way a soldier swings his sword in battle when he knows he’s been beaten. Wildly, a fire in my eyes, praying my family forgives me
The property brothers look like they should shut up
December 15, 2024 at 2:33 AM
The property brothers look like they should shut up
I was so close to saying Luigi instead of Yoshi for this post and if I had I would’ve been a fucking prophet
It is being reported that in response to the popularity of Sega’s Shadow the Hedgehog, Nintendo will be giving Yoshi a gun in the next game.
“I am finally going to let him kill” said Shigeru Miyamoto in a recent press conference.
“I am finally going to let him kill” said Shigeru Miyamoto in a recent press conference.
December 11, 2024 at 5:08 AM
I was so close to saying Luigi instead of Yoshi for this post and if I had I would’ve been a fucking prophet
stardew valley is a game about pleasing your grandpa
December 10, 2024 at 5:59 PM
stardew valley is a game about pleasing your grandpa
It is being reported that in response to the popularity of Sega’s Shadow the Hedgehog, Nintendo will be giving Yoshi a gun in the next game.
“I am finally going to let him kill” said Shigeru Miyamoto in a recent press conference.
“I am finally going to let him kill” said Shigeru Miyamoto in a recent press conference.
December 6, 2024 at 5:16 PM
It is being reported that in response to the popularity of Sega’s Shadow the Hedgehog, Nintendo will be giving Yoshi a gun in the next game.
“I am finally going to let him kill” said Shigeru Miyamoto in a recent press conference.
“I am finally going to let him kill” said Shigeru Miyamoto in a recent press conference.
Trying out bluesky! if I follow u it’s bcuz I thought u were funny or we have a similar interest. also I only post nonsense
December 6, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Trying out bluesky! if I follow u it’s bcuz I thought u were funny or we have a similar interest. also I only post nonsense