Crowbar
banner
crowbartest.bsky.social
Crowbar
@crowbartest.bsky.social
CHEF.

Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease.

(gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere)

Melbourne/Naarm

UTC+ 10 🌏
Pinned
Right next phase in the tumultuous ramshackle journey that is my culinary career - we go to Skool
www.skool.com/food-cooking...
Anyway now driving to Nathalia for a side hustle from my side hustle - painting a house.
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Beef Cheek Bourguignon || Potato Purée || Asparagus

#food #foodporn #dinner
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
M: Didn’t your husband die in Canberra? What a place to die.

J: I think he died to get away from me.

They just do not give a fuck 😂😂
Also I already have most of the gossip.

Meeting 5 mins - gossip - 40 mins.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Just had a meeting with some ladies from a retirement village about catering their Xmas party - and I love them already - not just because they said I looked too young to have a 17yo (this is an absolute lie) - but because they said if we get them all drunk before dinner
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Happy Monday morning - I hope this is a good week for you x
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Excuse me but those are just my Emotional Support Screenshots, ok?

😬
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Hmmm do I risk a cup of herbal tea and some more study?
a woman with long curly hair says there i go making the same mistake
Alt: a woman with long curly hair says there i go making the same mistake
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Meh - maybe an 8 for the chicken and 6 for the cookie and blob of ice cream - come the fuck on now.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
10 for a Tuesday night dinner, and 10 for smoko.

GTFO

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Can we have another ad break please - I need to pee.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Bung that cookie business promo in at the end I guess.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
That’s not dessert - it’s smoko.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I missed if the éclairs have kataifi pastry, pistachio & tahini paste as well as chocolate?

Because if they don’t then it’s not Dubai choccie trend.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
A cookie on a plate with a bit of ice cream is not worth $100,000.

#MKR #DELULU
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The judges do blow so much smoke up their arses - it just wouldn’t fly in actual fine dining.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This was the chicken Ballotine dish I cooked in a competition a few months into my course - solo in 45 minutes….

(And after two earlier dishes)

#MKR #JustSaying
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
That is a very simple offering for a grand final, no?

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Was that a single asparagus on that plate???

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Some relics the carpet removal revealed - a condom wrapper from 2008, and a long lost cigarette.

#caravanrenovation #LadyE
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 AM
This weird section of heavy wood planking nailed and glued to fuck on ancient linoleum has become a triple crowbar situation.

#caravanrenovation #LadyE
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Creature tally so far:

- 1 cute skink safely transported to a lovely tree outside

- 1 terrifying looking black spider terminated

#caravanrenovation #LadyE
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Floor itself looks solid. Removing the 20,000 various bits of covering.

#caravanrenovation #LadyE
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by Crowbar
Lots of quolls. Keep it coming please pointtopinnacle2025.grassrootz.com/menzies-inst...
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM