Crowbar2000
crowbar2000.bsky.social
Crowbar2000
@crowbar2000.bsky.social
Really hiding the hands today.
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
He looks like that rotisserie chicken that's still under the heat lamps at the grocery store around closing time.
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I'm not enjoying this episode of MTV's Punk'd at all.
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"So Bob, what actionable insights did you take from the big business conference this week?"

"Well, I got some ideas on fixing my backhand, I learned that a great way to get rich is to own Amazon or be CEO of a giant bank, and, uh, there is an untapped market of South African refugees in Miami?"
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In his defence, it's probably difficult to read or watch tv through those tiny children's glasses that he wears.
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM